I Left My Wallet In El Segundo

I tried adding a chat thingie to my blog tonight. I couldn't find one that wasn't filled with ads and a bunch of insidious shit, so I gave up. I'm also pretty sure that there's never more than one person here at a time anyway, and while I have fun chatting with myself, I'm not sure anyone else does. There's times when I'll send myself emails from work and well, yeah, I think I'm in the minority here. I guess I'm just easily amused. Speaking of that, I need another beer! I'm hoping I have more in the other fridge, because I drank all of the ones I had upstairs. I want bacon. My head is stuffed up. I just woke up, there's a gap in time from this sentence to the one before this of about 40 mins. I think I was dreaming. Right now I'm listening to some fucked up "ambient" shit on Shoutcast with my headphones. That really helps out in the weird dream department. My beer is warm now! Damn it! I'm going to drink it anyway because I don't want to walk downstairs to see if there's anymore. Another 5 min gap. I had to pee and since I was up, I went downstairs and there are 3 more beers left. Well, three more that I'll drink. There's some Bud Light with Lime shit, but I won't touch that crap, I may cook my brats in it, but even that's pushing it! Saturday Night Live is a lot funnier if you put headphones on and listen to "ambient" techno while watching it. Hmm, I think I need to end this post. For some reason I can type really fucking fast right now, but it's just a bunch of sentences that really aren't very coherent. Taylor Swift's dancing looks really funny with techno in the background. She's on SNL if you weren't following along here tonight. I think there's someone speaking German backwards now. I'm hungry, though I shouldn't eat anything, it's late. But I'm going to anyway. I want bacon, but I think I'll have to settle for hummus and garlic pita chips. Later Freaks.

Ok, I nodded off again, but I think it was only for about 5 mins, SNL is still on. I'm going to end this now, and grab a beer and some hummus. Hummus smells like vomit, but it tastes good. Come to think of it, it smells like vomit and looks like poop, but I eat it anyway. Hmm, what else is there that smells and looks a little bad but I eat it anyway..............oh yeah, cheese!!

I almost forgot!!!!

I have a follower now!!! Look, right over there, no to the right of this post! She's kinda easy on the eyes too! C'mon, I know the rest of you readers want to follow me too. That is all, as you were.

Cleansing Ale

I just got back from the all you can eat Chinese place up the road. Gotta love the spicy pork! Now I have almost nothing to do for the rest of the day here at work. I really need a fucking beer now. I nice cool pint of cleansing ale would be just peachy right 'bout now. I need to get shitfaced soon. It's been a while. The weather is supposed to be really nice tonight, I don't think it's supposed to get below freezing. I think I should have a fire in the backyard tonight and dance around it without any under-britches on or something cool like that. I'm trying really hard to think of something funny to write about right now, but I think I need a nap first. I promise that if I get shined up on the barley pop tonight I'll do a post. Later Freaks.

*no misspellings found* I kick ass!!

FYI

It's not safe to hit the next blog button at work anymore! I mean I like looking at a young lady with sharpie markers sticking out of her ass as much as the next guy, but I'm not sure my shoulder surfing coworkers are ready for that kind of entertainment. Though I do think my comment about her farting rainbows did kind of make up for it though. Later Freaks

Hello My Brothers................................

Please remember: Friendship is a weakness.
That is all. Later Y'all

Nothing To Read Here

I'm bored, really fucking bored. I'm at work and have absolutely nothing to do. I've been drinking too much coffee just to try to pass the time. Hey, it's says right over there that I don't have any followers! Why the hell not?! Is it because I don't write anything of substance here? Or because I don't post any naked pics of myself? I think I want some followers. I won't make you drink any laced Kool Aid or anything, but you may have to release all your worldly possessions to me. Well, at least all your money and bacon. Ok, well I'm going to go walk around now and try to think of something worthwhile to write about, though that's hard when I have nothing going on. I am going camping this weekend, I will be drinking a lot, so maybe next week I'll have something to write about. We'll see. I'd say that I'd post pictures of the trip, but that's not going to happen, well unless you all send pics of your naked boobies. yeah, that would work. Later Y'all.

Hey Y'all

I'm gonna get 'shined up tonight and burn stuff! Just thought you'd want to know. If I'm feeling frisky I may even dance around the fire sans clothing. I don't think the new neighbors have had that pleasure yet. Other than that not much new 'round these parts. Keep it real yo, I'm gonna go gleam the cube. Later Y'all!