Hey!!!

This is my blog, I'm Happy Jack, and I don't know shit. I'm not good at dancing either, though I likes to watch the ladies dance. What else, ohh I know, I like naked chicks too. I like tacos, and beer. I've had a headache for about the last two weeks, I think it's brain aneurysm or something. I'm hoping I get cool powers like that dude on tv. I want to be able to make stuff move or something, or get my songs on the jukebox at the bar before anyone else does. That would rock. I need to go now, I have to drink some beer or something important like that.