Don't invite the Devil in, he'll drink all your beer, I think..................

I was going to write something really fucking funny here, but I forgot what it was. It may have something to do with the beer I've already had to drink, but I don't think so. My grandma used to say that if you forgot what you were going to say it must have been a lie. But then again when I was about 7 years old the wind blew the door open and I jokingly said "come on in" and she yelled at me and said that if the door opens by itself it's the devil trying to get in. And she really believed it! No, that doesn't scare the shit out of a 7 year old kid! Not at all. So I guess I'm just telling you don't invite the devil into your house, or something. Because she said the devil can only get in if you invite him. Ok, I need some more beer. I'm spending some time with 36 of my friends tonight, they're blue and 12 fl.ozs. Later freaks, time to start the bonfire and get fitshaced! I may take some video! But I can't post that here, then you'd know just how fucking pretty I was!