Lost...............I Think?

Whoa, I thought I had a post here! I know I wrote one, but nothing here. Hmmm, where the hell did I post it? Ahhh, knowing me I probably just didn't hit post. I drink a lot ya know. Well, if I can't find it I'll just have to write another one, though I have no idea what the hell it was about, that drinking thing again. I'll probably just make some shit up and say that's what I was going to write, though I could always say that this post was exactly what I was going to write. Yeah, this was it, though that still means that there's a missing post..... I think.
Later Freaks.


P.S. I'm not wearing any britches.

Touch Freeze Bitches!

Let's see if I can make it through a full post without the laptop touch pad pissing me off. I just downloaded a new little program that automatically disables the touch pad only when I'm typing. So far it seems to be working. This computer had "eaten" more of my good posts by the touch pad highlighting all of my text and then when I start typing is just deletes it all and whatever I'm typing goes in it's place or it just moves the cursor and I start typing somewhere else in the post. Both of which have pissed me off like nothing you've ever seen. Well, Hollywood actors and actresses trying to tell me how to live my life pisses me off quite a bit more, but that's fodder for another post. Though if I can find a little program that works as well at shutting them the fuck up and this little program is working for this, I'd be a shit-ton happier! Holy crap! This program works really well! I was about to rip this laptop open and cut the wires for the touch pad and now I don't have to. It only screwed with me once while typing and I think I hesitated too long in between hitting a key. I've even had a few beers tonight which always made the problem worse! Drunk posting here I come! Later Freaks!

Nose Hair! No Sehair! Noseh Air! Tacos!

Yeah, 2 posts in 2 days! No real reason for it, just mostly bored at work. I've been busy every morning, but my afternoons have been a bit light lately, though tomorrow and Friday I'm gonna be busy as hell. Hey, wanna be as cool as me, listen to them! They kick ass and right now I'm listening to my favorite DJ there, her name is Melissa, she plays a really kick ass mix of new and retro stuff, plus she's really hot! Their format changes every three hours so if you don't like what you're hearing, or if you want to hear something specific check their schedule for when it's on. Hmm, can't think of anything else that will make you as cool as me, maybe saying words like "underbritches" and asking random strangers if you can get a "what what!" Other than that I think it's just heredity. Wait, yeah, smear ox blood and mango chutney all over yourself and dance naked in your back yard! My new neighbor loves that shit! I feel like drinking some beer, probably shoulldn't since I'm at work and I have to drive the work vehicle. I guess I'll just have another water since I've cut most of the soda out of my diet and well beer is mostly water so it'll kinda be like drinking a beer.
Later Freaks!

Spring Has Sprung!

Hmmm, don't remember what I was ornery about in that last post, cool song though! Don't really have much to talk about today, mostly I'm just bored at work. I think I need to leave work early today, it's like 80 degrees here today, and that's pretty rare here in March. It was 65 this morning at 5:30 when I went running, I had to search for my warm weather running stuff, it was all stuffed in the back of my closet, didn't think I'd need it for another month or so. Not complaining though, I hate running with all the cold weather stuff on, plus I'm a lot faster without all that crap on. Well, I guess I'll finish the little bit of work I have to get done and then get the hell out of here! Later Freaks!

Gone Daddy Gone.......................

Thought I had something to say, but now I'm just drunk and ornery. I think these guys can say it better. Saw them live in about 1985 or so. Art, you were a fucking madman! Well, listen really closely freaks...............

The love is gone, it's gone daddy gone..................... Later Freaks.

Squash Blossoms!

Had our first bit of really nice weather here at 43 degrees north, the only problem with it is then all the people that haven't moved their ass off the couch for the last 6 months decide to hit the gym. I don't have a problem with people wanting to get in shape, it's just irritating when you have an extra 100 people at your gym that haven't been there since last spring hogging all the equipment. Well, the guys are there doing bench presses and bicep curls, and not much else. I guess it just means I get to work on my shoulders, back and legs for the next week or two. That's when they'll get bored with it or, you know, they'll be in great "summer" shape. I won't complain much about the extra women at the gym, yeah I'm a guy, sue me. Though the women do crack me up, why would you go to the gym to walk or run on the treadmill when the weather gets nice?! Go outside, you know, in the nice weather and take a walk! But that's just me I guess. Wow, didn't think I had shit to write about. Later Freaks!

A Loaf Of Bread In Every Bottle

Hmmm, what has happened since I last posted here? Well, I got my tooth fixed finally, an hour and a half in the dentist's chair and about 8 shots and I'm all fixed up. Didn't hurt much and the dental assistant was really cute so it wasn't too bad. I do still have to get a crown on the tooth, but the hard part is over. Though I do have to shell out another $600 or so out of my pocket for that, in addition to the $600 I had to pay out of pocket for the root canal. I'd bet that anyone that had to deal with me for the month and a half when my tooth was really bugging me will think it's money well spent. There's nothing like a dull ache that goes completely through your head to shorten the ole' fuse. Oh yeah, I tried to cut the end of my finger off with a razor knife at work! That was a lot of fun! I did it on a military base and my contact there, who is a war vet and has seen a lot of action said he'd sew it up for me but didn't have any Novocaine. I declined the offer, but I did let the really hot medic on site take a look at it. She was about 5'10" auburn hair and blue eyes and wearing a military uniform, hair pulled back................ahhhhhhhhhh. Ok, well she said that since I cut into the fingernail and the nail bed underneath it, that I should have it checked out by a doctor. The doc just glued me shut, it wasn't that bad, just bled a lot! I did cut down to the bone, but I didn't hit anything important. Other than that, I can't think of anything new with me. I haven't been drinking much lately, that's probably why I haven't had any fun "drunk" posts lately. I think I might get shined up this weekend though, I was at my favorite brewery last  Saturday for a running race and I bought a bunch of my favorite, but hard to find beer. And I can't let it get stale! I did pretty good in the race too, though the faster you finish the more free beer you get to drink after. Great incentive to go fast! That's all I've got for today,
Later Freaks.