I really wanted to do a good post with pictures tonight, but now I'm out of beer and feeling really lazy! I don't think it's going to happen anymore. I wasn't going to post any tasteful nekkids or anything, or even distasteful nekkids. Maybe another day. Later Y'all.

Hey Y'all

I like beer!

Look Ma!! No Beer!!!

First off, I just want to let everyone know that I'm not drunk! I haven't even been drinking! It seems lately that I only post when I'm drunk. It's not that I'm drunk all the time, I just happen to post when I happen to be drunk. Some people smoke when they're drunk, I post to my blog! Just not today.
I realized today that it was 10 years this month that I started blogging! It really doest feel that long. It's been a few different blogs since then, but I've been blogging in some form or another since December of 2004. I think there's only a couple people that would even remember my first blog. I had to delete it for privacy reasons. It's funny, I was thinking about how much I miss some of those people from early on, things have definitely changed. I never did meet anyone from then in person so it seems weird that I'd miss them. But I do. Oh well, things change.
Lastly, have a good holiday! Merry Christmas to all of you who celebrate it! Be sure to take some time and be with people you enjoy being with.
I have some time off through the holidays so there may even be another post from me! I'll probably be drunk though!

Not sure why, but I've been a bit down lately. It's not the holidays, they don't really depress me. I'm not really sure what it is. I think the best way to describe it is that I feel insignificant. I'm not sure where im going with this so I guess I'm going to stop while I'm ahead and just end this here. Yep, been drinking. Later y'all.

Burt and Boners!

I'm drunk and have lots to say, I just don't feel like writing tonight. I probably should since I actually have the time, and a computer right here on my lap. But there is a really bad Burt Reynolds movie on tv right now. I don't even know the name of it, but he's playing a private detective, which I think is what he plays in every movie he was in during the 70's. If I was really smart I'd just go to bed, but I know I'm probably going to end up watching the rest of this shitty movie. Either way I need to go get more beer out of the fridge in the basement. I'm trying to decide if I should hit publish before or after I get more beer. You're in luck, I have a fresh supply of beer, though now I don't remember what the hell was important enough to actually find the laptop power supply and log in to blogger for. Oh well, y'all missed me! and here I am. I'd post a picture but that would involve finding my camera and batteries or going and getting my phone. And well, I don't want to miss any of this kick ass Burt Reynolds movie! It seems that there's a ton of ads for boner pills on during this movie. I'm not sure if they're targeting me, but I don't need the boner meds. In fact I may need the opposite. And as for that erection lasting for more than 4 hours I probably should have gotten medical attention all through high school. But I digress. What the hell was I talking about? I wonder if that was a rug on Burt way back then or if it was just a really bad hairdo? Looks like a rug. Now I'm starting to get hungry, I really want some good smoked beef brisket, but I don't have 12 hours to wait, I guess I'll have to settle for pretzels. I think I'm going too end this post. This is about as much suckatude as I should subject anyone to. I think the movie is finally over, I'm not sure what the hell happened, but I just saw that the cute blonde that Burt was sexing up was a very young Dyan Canon. Damn, she was a good looking woman! Actually I think she still is. I really should turn off the tv, but another movie just started, and it's got Sean Connery, a hot young Dyan Canon, and an extremely young Christopher Walken! I think it's his first movie. Yeah, I don't need any boner pills with a young Dyan Canon on the television! Later Freaks!

I've Got The Runs!

I feel like drinking beer tonight, I know, quite a shock. Its only Wednesday but I've already had a long shitty week. Work has sucked, home has sucked, and I need to get shined up! I think a good whiskey buzz might fix things up even better than beer! I did go for a good run this morning. The temp was perfect, though it doesn't get too hot before the sun comes up! I got my 6 miles in before 5:30am. Running clears my head, and there's no hangover. Maybe I should run more and drink less........ Nah, beer and whiskey are a lot of fun! Though I 'spouse I may do both in excess at times.  In less than a month I'll be running my sixth marathon. You really get to thinking about some heavy shit when you run that far. Oh well, I don't have enough beer in the house to have any fun anyway so I should just go to bed now.

I like beer and tacos and

Yes, I'll admit it, I've been drinking! But that's not the only reason I'm posting tonight. Long pause, yeah, actually it is! I took a long hot shower tonight. I'm not just saying that because the visual is totally hot, or maybe kinda lukewarm if you're into old guys that are kinda in shape. I'm mentioning it because for the last week my hot water heater has been only working when it wanted to. Last night I attempted to take a shower with absolutely no hot water. That sucked kind of a lot. It started out cool and finished up fucking cold as hell! I may not have rinsed all my naughty bits as well as I should have! Well I took care of that tonight! Yeah, kick ass visual of mildly good looking old guy rinsing his junk! I say old guy because my birthday was Wednesday! Yeah, I got to work late and then fell asleep on the couch. Hell of a birthday! I didn't even get tacos or a blowjob! Livin' the fucking dream I tell ya. I believe my beer is empty and I'm having a really hard time typing tonight so I should probably wrap this thing up.