REO Speedwagon.......................

The other day someone said, "hey man, why the hell do you drive a station wagon?" My answer was the obvious one, of course! Because chicks dig it! Why the hell else do you do anything in this world. Guys don't become rockstars because they love the music, it's to get the girlies man. And since I can't play guitar, I drive a station wagon. If a chick seems on the edge about the wagon, I just remind her of the 5000lb towing capacity and then she's all over me! Some guys can't handle the attention that the wagon brings but I'm learning to live with it. Some days it's a curse, but nobody ever said it was easy being me. Later freaks.