Time Keeps On Slippin'................

Wow, I've been blogging for six years now. A lot has changed, though just as much has stayed the same. A lot quieter around these parts now though. Have a good Christmas y'all. Later Freaks.

Is There Anybody Out There?

For some reason I feel like I need to call someone.

Create A Monster...........

Hey Y'all I'm drinking beer tonight! I know, it's not that big of a surprise. I only seem to blog when I'm shined up. It's not that I don't want to blog when I'm not full of the ole' barley pop, I just seem to have a lot more time when I'm drinking. Yeah I know I could blog from my phone, but typing on that little keyboard is a big pain in the ass, and contrary to popular belief I don't have an exciting enough life that warrants hourly blogging. I know, I know, some would say that I'm livin' the dream, but I guess I must be jaded to all the kick ass I endure every moment of every day. I mean I did step out of the car into a pile of frozen puke at the gas station today, that kicked ass. Ohh and I did grow a large painful red mark on my back today, I have no fucking idea what it is but I'm going to burn it off with the laser I learned how to make on the interwebs today. Yeah I know, livin' the fuckin dream. But I can't be bloggin all day, it would just be mean. And well, I think I can move shit with my mind, it's not working right now, but I swear I remember something from the last time I was shined up, and I'm pretty sure there was some telekinesis involved. Also, I like boobs. Well I think that's all I've got and I'm having a really hard time typing tonight. I think I'm hitting backspace and delete more than I'm actually hitting the correct keys and it's getting old. I think I'm going to have a few more barley pops and look at some interwebs boobies. Later Freaks!

How You Like Me Now!?

I went to see a band the other night with a few friends. I knew almost nothing about this band when I decided to go see them, well I had seen this commercial, but that was about it. My friend at work told me some stuff and then I looked them up. But Essentially I knew three songs by them. Well I know people that will pay $300 dollars to see some pompous fucker that wants to be called "sir" someshit and get to sit a half a fucking mile away from them. Well I'm not like that. I paid $15 dollars at the door and then got to drink $4 tallboy cans of Schlitz the entire evening! And well, the band kicked ass! Honestly that term doesn't even do the show justice! Even better the lead singer of the band was walking around before the show signing autographs and talking to people, in fact here's a pic of me with him!

Isn't it fucking awesome!!!! Well, my camera was fucking up, which made him laugh. But instead of him telling me to fuck off or something, he said "see if one of your friends has a cam to take a pic of us" which I tried, but it didn't work out either. Which had him cracking up, but he signed my ticket stub anyway. I guess what I'm trying to say is....... I had an unreal concert/show, type experience, and I think I spent under $50 dollars the entire night, including tickets to the show! So, why don't you try to be as cool as me, and go see a live show, and not one that costs more than 20 bucks, and preferably one that you've never heard of. Have a musical adventure, and you may find an artist for life. The Heavy kicked fucking ass. One of the best shows I've ever seen! Later Freaks!

Cold Shower

Ok, so last night I had a sex dream. Well, kinda, not a wake up panting wishing I could go back to sleep kind of dream, but a nice sensual dream that when you wake up you're just in a "mood". I don't remember much of it, but I woke up kinda horny. Well today I had to work onsite at a local college. Which wouldn't be that big of a deal, but today was one of the last really nice warm days before a long winter so all of the young college women were walking around in all kinds of skimpy stuff! Normally I'm not all that into women that young, but today in my present "mood" I was going a bit crazy. I wasn't being that creepy old guy or anything but I was noticing EVERY hot and even not so hot young woman walking past me. I hate to think of how much money and time I'd have wasted had I gone to a traditional 4 year college. Now I think I'll just take a long cold shower and read some baseball stats or some shit. Later Freaks!

More Shined Up Than I Thought!

I must have more of a shine on that I thought, I accidentally posted this to a long dormant blog! I'm not even sure how the hell I even logged in. Didn't think I even remembered the login. Weird.

Been drinking for a while, though I'm not quite drunk yet. I think I'd better have another! Gotta get a full shine on! Maybe I'll post something later. Later Freaks!!

I'm Not Drunk!!

I think I need to get drunk this weekend. I know it seems like I drink enough already, but it's just that lately, I only seem to post when I'm drunk, so it looks like I drink a lot. Really, yeah, that's it. I think what I really need is just a relaxing night with a few beers. One where I don't have to worry about getting up early the next day. Life has been a bit stressful lately. Nothing too terrible, just a lot of little stuff. Though you pile enough little things on and the weight is just as heavy, if ya know what I mean. Work has been a bit stressful, but as I'm told a lot around here, we're lucky to be working. Which I know is true, but it still kinda sucks lately. I think I need to find something to relieve the stress. I did get an email saying I could renew my gym membership for less than half price. Working out always did make me feel less stressed, the ole in and out does too, but that ain't gonna happen any time soon, so I guess I'm going to renew my gym membership. That'll give me somewhere to run when we get all the snow too. Well, I 'spose I should get my butt back to work, you know at that job I'm lucky to have. Later Freaks.

PBR Me You SOB!!

Wow, I had a bunch of shit I was going to write, but then I got shined up and started listening to music and now it's all gone. I know I had a really kick ass post to do too. Something deep, yet witty and insightful. Well, I guess you're stuck with a really bad drunk post. Well it might not be really bad. I seem to be able to spell tonight, and I don't think my grammar is too far off either. I went out of town camping with two of my friends a couple weeks ago, and I brought up my camera. I was going to take a bunch of really cool pictures but I forgot I had the camera with me, so I came back with one picture on my phone. I'd post it but I don't feel like finding my phone and the cable I need to download it. But just imagine a weekend with two friends you've known for about 35 years and there's one picture that sums that up, and well that's the picture I took. Ok, you didn't notice this but I just dozed off for about 10 mins in my computer chair here. I think I might be ready for bed. Maybe if I feel inspired and I can find that cable I'll post that pic. Probably not, because people are fuckers and you can't post anything personal on here anymore, but we'll see. Later Freaks.

Neutral Drops..........

I don't know where my mind has been lately. I feel like I'm stuck in neutral. I'm not mad or depressed, but I'm not feeling all that groovy either. I don't really dig this situation, but I don't feel much like changing things either. Don't really feel like doing much, as you can see by my blogging activity of late. I am doing things, I'm going to start running again this week, took some time off for an injury. It's time to get back out there though. Wow, thought I had more to write about that. On another subject, a woman whom I've had a bit of a crush on, kind of let me know today that she's got a bit of a crush on me. I've never let on that I have a crush on her, with how we know each other and her present situation that would be really bad. It may all be in my head though, I'm really bad at figuring out if a woman is interested. Either way I'm not going to do anything about it anyway. But it is nice when someone seems interested, doesn't hurt that she's really hot either. Well, I think there's some pr0n calling to me now! Later Freaks!

Outa Time....

I was going to write, but I just seem to have run out of time. Let's see if I can get the urge later tonight when I do have the time. Not that you care but, I just wanted y'all to know I do still think about ya. Later freaks.

Today Was A Good Day......Didn't Have To Use My AK.....

I woke up in a god mood today, and surprisingly the world didn't beat it out of me. I'm going to visit some family tonight, get to have a few beers and sit out by a fire. I don't even have to drive so I can have a few beers and not worry. yeah, that's about all I've got. I'll try to post something soon, but I guess I'll have to do something cool to blog about first. Later Freaks.

Happy Birthday To Me

Why yes, my birthday was perfect. I got drunk by myself and listened to music. Wow, times have changed, or maybe I have. Either way, it was a good night. Later Freaks.

Are You An Exception?.......................

I'm drinking on a school night, that's usually not a good thing. Tonight I'm in a weird mood. Not sure if it's good or bad. Probably leaning south, I've kinda lost my faith in people. Oh, there's always exceptions, but for the most part, people are just looking out for themselves. I guess I'm just too fucking loyal, and I'm finding out that really doesn't get you anywhere. I think you need to find those exceptions in your life and put you loyalties there, and fuck the rest of them. I can count those exceptions on one hand, come to think of it. Shit, I could chop 2 of my fucking digits off and still be able to count them on one hand. Oh well, I guess I shouldn't blog when I'm drunk and salty, though if I don't.....well you get those 3 week lulls that you've had lately. So I'm gonna go now and finish gettin' my shine on. Later Freaks.

Valleys Of Neptune......

What up bitches! I'm fucked up on a school night. For some reason I decided to get fucked up and listen to music tonight. I might say that I'm in a salty mood tonight but that would only be half true. I'm only half salted. I got some new music today, some new Yardbirds and a bunch of shit that isn't even a sixtyfourth as fucking cool. My fingers are only going about half as fast as my mind is tonight so lets see if we can get a coherent post tonight. I spelled coherent correctly so I guess that's a good sign. I got to hang out with a guy that I used to work with who retired. He's one of those guys that no matter what you're doing with him you end up learning something. He was part of some of the sit-ins in the sixties in the town I grew up in. The stuff he was involved in made national headlines back then too. He also spent over 35 years in my profession, so pretty much anything he says on that subject you can take as gospel.

Ahh so what else have I been doing. I've been running a shitload. I was supposed to do 12 miles last weekend with a running group, but I missed the turn around and ended up doing 14 miles instead. I felt pretty damn good so I just kinda went with it, I could have cut off 2 miles in the middle of the run, but I did 14 anyway.

Ohh man I had all this good shit to write about but you add the haze of 12 or 14 barley pops and well, shit just kinda gets lost. You know I wish I could post some pics here, I have some really cool ones, but if I posted anything like that I'd have to hunt you all down and kill you for seeing the face of the "Kraken". I think I need to go in search of another beer. Are any of you old enough or geeks enough to remember the series from the 70's called "In Search Of" with Leonard Nimoy? Yeah that "Dukes of Hazzard" and "fantasy Island" and that was a fine evening of cinema! Now I'm going to find a beer and some fried chicken. I needs me some fried fucking chicken! Btw, I've got some new Jimi Hendrix playing, yeah it's fucking new!IT'S CALLED VALLEY OF NEPTUNE.......whoa, hey why all the yelling?! Oh wait, some drunk mother fucker hit the caps lock. You know I think I may be a motherfucker, while I never fucked my own mother I HAVE fucked some other peoples mothers, so I guess that makes me a motherfucker. Brb, I need a fucking beer. Ok, I'm back. I don't think beer and Corn Nuts are going to cut it so.....what the fuck is that cat looking at?! The little fucker better not get too close to my deep fryer with the case of the hungries I've got! Later Freaks.

Funky Hot Grits!

Hey I'm back....though I wasn't ever actually gone. I was on vacation last week, just not out of town or anything. It kinda sucked, I did get to spend some time with my family and that was good, but there was too much of just the day to day crap for it to really feel like a vacation. I'd rather go somewhere if I'm off of work. I can get shit done around the house on weekends and after work. I didn't even get really drunk at all last week either, though that was my own doing. I was running a lot in the mornings and that really sucks if you're hungover. I did hit 300 miles for the year already, and for me that's about a month and a half early. I started doing my "long" training runs last Saturday too. I did 10 miles and every Saturday I go 2 miles further till I hit 22 and then I taper back off till my race. Crazy as it sounds, I love doing the really long runs. It's more mental than physical. If you have a decent training base most people can physically run long distances.

So, what else is new. Really nothing. Lately I just haven't been in the mood to blog when I actually have the time. I've had posts in my head, just when I have the time to sit in front of the computer, I've been opting to sit on the couch and watch tv. Well, I guess I should figure out what I have to do next here at work. I got my job done early so I actually had a chance to write something. Maybe I'll try to catch up on some of your blogs, though I'm guessing I'm not the only one who's been a bit to busy(lazy) to post lately. Later Freaks.

Hey Y'all

I just got back from vacation. I should have a chance to catch up on
blogs and maybe even do a post sometime in the next few days. Later
Freaks!

I Turned To Stone..........

I had a blog post all planned........but I'm drunk and in a salty mood now. I was reading old blogs for some reason and now I don't want to write. I used to be good.I used to make myself laugh, not sure if anyone else was laughing, but that was never the point. Then a bunch of shit happened, and now I'm just not making myself laugh anymore. Ahh fuck, I'm probably just drunk, and nowI'm sounding like a winey bitch. Btw, I'm back online, the DSL gods bestowed upon me a new DSL modem that got fried during the last "death from on high" storm we had. Oh,well I should just go to bed now. I drank everything I had except the bottle of shitty Scotch I have, and I'm not drinking that. I gonna finish my beer and fall asleep in the garage now. I'm writing this from the garage computer, where the space bar sticks so if there's a bunch of words that aren't supposed to betogether that's why. and I"m not going back to fix them. You know if I could post pics here I'd have one of me flipping the bird. I'd have a hell of a Fuck You Friday post, but I don't think the chicks that did that do it anymore. Later Freaks.

Blowin' In The Wind.....

I haven't fallen off the face of the earth or anything. I WAS almost blown off of it though. There was a tornado a few blocks from my house. It wasn't very big, it only caused minor damage. But it did take out my DSL so I haven't been able to get online from home at all. I could get on at work but I haven't been in the office at all. I'm doing this post from my phone, but this gets a bit tedious. Ill let ya know when I get back online. Later Freaks.

Terlit Ramblins

It occurred to me today that with this new mobile blogging thing that
I can blog from just about anywhere. I also realized that there's at
least once a day that I've got a few minutes free to blog. I have just
enough time to share a quick thought. I shall call these posts "Terlit
Ramblins"! I'm thinking it'll be a short post about whatever is on my
mind at the moment. Yeah, no one can say I don't multi-task! Later
Freaks!

Not Dead Yet........

Hey Y'all, Sorry I haven't been around much. I'd like to say that I've been incredibly busy, but that's not true. I have been busy, just not more so than usual. I guess it's just summer that's gotten to me. I haven't even had a chance to see anybody's HNTs for the last two weeks. Shit I haven't even read a blog in that long. I'll catch up, I promise. Well, what's new with me. Not a hell of a lot. I should have some time here at work today to maybe do another post if I can think of something worthwhile to write about. We'll see. Now I think I need to go get another Diet Coke and see what the hell I have to get done here today. Later Freaks.

He's Going The Distance............

Just a quickie post tonight, I have to get up early for a race tomorrow. It should be fun, I don't think I'm going to win my age bracket or anything, but I've been running well lately. I should finish in the top 10% at least. By the way I just hit 200 miles for the year, last year by this time I was only at 102. I should be in better shape for my marathon in October this year, that is, if I can keep from getting injured. I was out 6 weeks last year with a torn calf muscle. I'm being smarter this year though, so I hope I'll be ok. Well, that's all I've got tonight. I should have a chance to catch up with all your blogs Sunday night. Later freaks.

Doughnuts!?

Another Thursday come and gone...........and still no more HNT pic from me. I'm not good at keeping up with regular things. I can't watch tv shows that I need to see every week. Even though I like the show, I know that I won't watch every week. Oh well, I promise that if I remember and I've got time, and I have enough privacy I'll try to take a pic that I like enough to post.


Ohhhh and something completely on a different subject, I found a soda that I've been looking for since I was little, which was a really long time ago. I found "Cherry Crush". Now I heard rumors that it was available in different markets, but I couldn't find it anywhere near me. Last Friday I was at the candy store(aka liquor store) and I glanced at the soda aisle and I thought I saw it. I thought it must be the shitty strawberry flavored crap that I was always able to find, but it was the real deal. I bought a 12 pack for full price even! I have to say, it just as good as I remember it! It's different from most cherry sodas in that it's a little sour, not all gaggy sweet like other cherry sodas I've had. Hmmmm, I thought I had a better post than this. I guess it could be the fact that I've been drinking and taking allergy pills. Speaking of drinking, I've had a real taste for whiskey lately. Now normally I'm a beer drinker, but occasionally I like a bit of whiskey, bourbon actually. One of my friends wants to have a "whiskey night". If that happens I'm sure I'll have a great post after that. I don't think I'm going to take any allergy pills and stuff that night, because I'm a little disoriented and I don't think I can feel my toes, which is fine kinda like that. Uhm what? I think I need to go now. I need to get another beer and then look at some HNT pics. Later Freaks.

The Real Me............

You know I read a lot of blogs where people get you to think that they're this totally cool kick ass person. Where they're great writers, incredible photographers or some kind of incredibly hot sex god or goddess. Well folks, that ain't me. As for the writing, I'm pretty sure I fucked up all the punctuation and grammar in the last paragraph, In fact I know I didn't spell "punctuation" correctly the first time even. I suck at photography, and sexually, well I haven't gotten any complaints, but I'm not going to be starring in any pornos any time soon. I guess what I'm saying is that I'm a pretty normal guy, and that's what I want to be here too. I'm good at some things and I suck at others. I'm average looking, kinda smart, somewhat motivated and well, you've read my writing. I'm not all that deep all the time, I'm not a heavy thinker, and you're not going to get me going on controversial subjects either. What you will get is "me". That's it, just me. If you ever get to meet me, you will actually know a part of me. The part that I share here is 100% genuine. This is no act. Now this isn't all of me, it just happens to be what I chose to share here. That isn't because I don't think y'all aren't worthy, it's just that with wanting to remain somewhat anonymous I just can't share everything here. When you read my blog, you're getting little chunks of what's going on in my head. It's not what I want you to think I am, it is what I am. "Happy Jack" is not a persona, it is just another name that I go by. I don't have a problem with people that have a "persona blog", but I want people to know that there are just regular people out here too. I'm just a normal dude, that drinks his beer eats tacos and like naked chicks, well I like chicks with their clothes on too, but you know what I mean. I hope. Not sure what brought this on, I have been drinking again, but I think it's more than just that, I want y'all to know who I am. Later Freaks.

P.S. I'm not a complete drunk, but it's a holiday weekend and I had a long week. So I let loose a little. Not that I don't drink a lot at times. I do, just not all the time.

Hey Y'all

I'm Drunk! Shined up, fully kreausened! I ate about a dozen tacos tonight and now I drank about a 12 pack of beer. Today has been a good day............I didn't have to use my AK. Yeah that's right, I quoted Dr. Dre. And now I'm going to bed, 'cause it can't get much better than this now can it. Later Freaks. Btw, I like naked chicks. Told my mom that once, well more than once. She just said that's great Jack, kinda figured with all the magazines hidden in your dresser. :-)

I'd Smoke A Turkey, But They're So Damn Hard To Keep Lit!!

Now I'm hungry and I want tacos! Last night I was roasting hot dogs on the fire, and I want some of those too. This is great I can't sleep and now I'm hungry! I don't really feel like cooking at 12:30 in the am either. I should just have a few beers and go to bed. I guess it doesn't help that I'm watching cooking shows either. The dude is roasting a turkey on the grill, and stuffing all kinds of garlic herb butter under the skin. Yeah, I'm definitely going to have to go get something to eat. The only problem is that I don't have any garlic herb grilled turkey. I think I have some Spagettios. It'll have to do since I'm not firing up the grill tonight. Alright, I'll rap with y'all later, I've got some spagettios or maybe some bacon calling me. Either that or Cinnamon Life Cereal, if it's good enough for Mikey, it's good enough for me! Later Freaks. Yeah, that's right! Two posts in like 10 minutes, though I probably won't write another for like a week!

Shined Up, But Not Bitten!

Got pretty shined up last night. I ended drinking all my good beer last night. I was having a fire in the backyard and invited a couple of friends over. It was pretty uneventful, both of them had to be up early and they were driving so they didn't drink much. I thought about doing a drunk post, but I decided to drink a bit more and then sleep in the yard till about 4am. Lucky for me there weren't many mosquitoes out there or they may have sucked me dry. It's been a while since I've gotten drunk and then sucked dry, but that's a story for another day. I don't really have anything else planned for the weekend, I may go to the park with a bunch of my family on Monday, but other than that nothing. I want to go to the beach with my brother to go jetskiing but I have to do some other shit tomorrow. Though the water in Lake Michigan is still only about 50 degrees so you really don't want to get in the water. I think I took some pictures last night, I'm not exactly sure. I'll have to check my phone and see if any are worth posting. Well this post officially sucks, but it's all I've got. Later Freaks

Da Doo Doo Da Da Da Da Is All I'm Going To Say To You...

I was wondering today why I have so few readers lately. Then I remembered, you don't write very much anymore ya dumbass! That is true, I don't write much anymore, but I am "blog thinking" lately. You know, where you write a blog post in your head to put on the interwebs at a later date. The problem is I just haven't been putting them on the interwebs at a later date. I even had an idea for another HNT post. I was going to take a pic of my sunburn. The only problem with that is that my sunburn is pretty much all turned to tan and is peeling a little. Kinda gross, and not a very good picture. Well, I guess I need to start writing more. I did figure out how to post from my phone now, and I think I can even post pictures from it too. I guess I'm running out of excuses, not that any of you are complaining that I don't write enough, but I need to do it for me too. Well, I've got a long holiday weekend coming up and I know I'll be drinking a bit, so maybe I'll do a couple of drunk posts. I like those because it's kind of like drunk dialing myself, and I like to make myself laugh. I gotta go now, I'm tired. I was up late drinking on a school night! I should have done a post, but I was feeling a little salty, so it's probably better I didn't. Later Freaks!

Nothing Happened Today

I'm in kind of a weird mood today. I wouldn't say bad, maybe a little
down or something. Yeah, my mood is something. I think I need a beer.
Oh, as you may or may not have noticed I never did a HNT yesterday. I
didn't get home till about 11:30 last night and I didn't get a chance
to do a mobile one. I'll just have to try to do better next week. I
still haven't had a chance to look at anyone else's posts yet either.
Oh well, I get to leave work early today. I'm going to have a fire in
the backyard and drink a few beers, that usually clears my head a bit.
Later Freaks.

By the way, this mobile blogging kicks ass! Now I just need to figure
out how to get the commenting working from my phone.

Hey!? It's Thursday!

I think I wanna do another HNT but I didn't have the time to do it
last night. I should have time to do one later, but if I get a few
seconds and I'm feeling adventuous I may do it mobile. We'll see, I'm
helping out a different department at work today and they already
think I'm weird. Though that might be kinda fun. Later freaks!

is this thing on??

If all this phone/computer/interwebs shit works correctly this should
be my first mobile post. If not y'all will never know. Later freaks!

My Most Complimented Body Part(s) HNT

Yeah, I know I'm late, but I completely forgot it was Thursday! I was comtemplating doing an HNT but I couldn't decide what I wanted to take a picture of. I kept wondering what part of my body did I think women want to see, and well I guess some guys too. The one part of me that I always get compliments on is my hands, and actually I don't hate the picture. I'm not sure why chicks dig em, I guess because they're strong. Every job I've had for the last 20 years I've had to work with my hands. I am wondering what the hell that is in the bottom of it, I think it's part of the camera strap or something. On a different note, do you know how fucking hard it is to take a picture of your own hands! Well here they are, Later Freaks.

To Get Half Nekkid, Or Not?!

I've been toying with the idea of doing an HNT. I've done them in the past on another blog, but I was never happy with how my pics turned out. Well, there was one, only one. I'm not afraid to show a little skin, I'm pretty ok with my body and all that shit. It's just my photography skills that suck. I try to take a sexy, or alluring pic and it just kinda comes out looking dirty. Or it just looks stupid. Now I always got nice comments, the people associated with HNT are always extremely nice and supportive, but I've just not been happy with what I take. Well that, and I never seem to have enough time to take a good pic. Though I guess I should just give it a go, I've been checking out everybody else's and I feel a little guilty not participating. We'll see what happens. Oh, and by the way, I'm not dead, I've just been insanely busy lately with work and home type stuff. Later Freaks.

Karate Schnitzel!!!!

I had a dream last night that I had this really kick ass beard. I mean I've grown some ass kickin' facial hair before, but nothing like this. It was a full on mountain man beard, like the kind you can find half your breakfast in at lunch time, though that's fine 'cause you're hungry anyway. It wasn't until I got to work this morning and looked at my face in the mirror in the crapper, that I realized it was a dream. I was pretty damn disappointed too. I mean I've got some scruff going on, but nothing like that epic fucking beard. It would take me years to grow one that cool so I doubt I'll ever have one. Yeah, sometimes my dreams kick ass. Later Freaks.

RIP Peter Steele

You'll be missed man.....Your music straightened my head and twisted my mind. I think I need to listen to some Type O Negative right now.

Check it out! It's Flyin Monkeys!!

Hey y'all, I was gonna write a really good post tonight. But, I've decided to sit on the couch and drink beer instead. I have a fridge full of beer that's not going to drink itself! Later Freaks. Maybe I'll do better tomorrow.

"Nice Dreams"

Have you ever had a sex dream about someone you thought was attractive, but you never really thought of them in that way? I had one of those the other night. It was incredibly realistic and very intense. I woke up breathing heavy and sweating, right on the edge of making a big mess of things. I'd describe it to all of you, but I'm not all that good at writing about that kind of stuff. It just comes out sounding vulgar and dirty, well it was kinda, but if you add some flowery adjectives and some symbolism it'll sound all sensual and hot. So, you know, just think of it like that. I always wonder what the hell brought this on, but like always with this kind of dream, I can't think of anything. I guess I'll just have to stop trying to analyze it. It was lots of fun and she really seemed to be enjoying herself. Well, at least in my dream she was, I was making sure of that.

Ahh, so what the hell else is new in my world. I broke my long standing rule of not drinking beer out of bottles in the shower tonight. I was careful though and didn't break any. Cleaning glass up naked and wet is no fun. I wasn't going to drink tonight, but I had to, I couldn't let the person I was talking to drink all alone, that would be rude. Other than that, not much new in my world and I seem to be out of beer. I think I'm going to get to bed a little early tonight and see if I can have another one of "those" dreams. Later Freaks! By the way, the title of this post is also a "Cheech and Chong" movie.

Droid Does........

Hey Y'all, I have good news.Well it's good if you like reading my crap or chatting with me. I just got a new phone from work.It's a Droid, with unlimited data, actually unlimited everything. I haven't stopped playing with that thing since I got it, kinda like when I figured out what my wiener was for! I never thought I needed a smart phone, until I got one. It actually has shit that's going to be useful for work, I guess that's why they got them for us. Now I just need to figure out how to post from it.I think I can even post pics and videos from it too. Well, I'm posting this from my garage computer and the keyboard sticks and it's pissing me off, so this is all you get from me. Y'all have garage computers don't ya? Later Freaks!

I'm An Asshole!!

Ahhh a moldy oldie from when Leary used to kick ass!


Uhm, yep.

Nevermind.

I'm sitting here by myself, quiet house, in front of my computer with nothing I want to write about. Wait, let me rephrase that. There's a lot I want to write about, just nothing I'm going to write about. Later Freaks.

This Isn't A Post, It's Actually Grammatical Garbage!

I was hoping for a good post today, but I'm feeling sluggish now. I guess that'll happen after 5 plates at the Chinese buffet. I was going to hold back a bit, but I did run 6 miles this morning and I'm working so late, I won't get to eat dinner. It is kinda destroying any chance that I'll be able to do a decent post. One quick thing, I've been reading a lot of blogs and news and other shit all talking about the health care bill. I'm not going to say whether I'm for or against it. I think I may be somewhere in the middle honestly, but I have one simple question. One that nobody has addressed, at least not in the media coverage or the blogs I've read. Who the hell is going to pay for it? If you insure millions of people that are currently not insured, who pays for it? My biggest concern is, where does the money come from. Ok, that's as political as I'm going to get, there's better blogs to argue politics on. Hmmm, what else. I've been online all day here, trying to find a good recipe for a dry rub for bbq ribs. I've found a few that sound good. I have two more hours to kill before I have to work some more, and I'm running out of things to read about. I'm not allowed to fall asleep, though that's been a challenge since it's nice and quiet here and I've got a really comfy chair to sit in. I did just drink two Mountain Dews, I can never seem to drink just one for some reason, so that should keep me somewhat alert. Well I guess this is a post so I can stop writing soon. It sucks but there's words here. I'm guessing nobody noticed, but one of the posts I wrote before this one was hidden for a while, mainly because I thought is was too whiny to post, is back now. I reread it and it wasn't that whiny, I even left the spelling and grammatical errors. I may try posting again later if I have time. It can't be any worse than this. Later Freaks, and cute Canadian chicks!

Quick Note.......

The "Next Blog" button is still completely worthless. Later Freaks.

Well, I didn't Get That Vacation..............

If you've noticed that I've been a bit MIA lately, it's because "The Man" has got the web blocking software working again at work. That means that until I get past it, again, I can only post from home. I have found a hole in it so I can check my gmail, but reading or posting to blogs isn't possible right now. Other than that, not much going on round these parts. Today I'm not in the office so I have net access, but I'm not feeling all that inspired. Probably because of the all you can eat pizza buffet I had for lunch. I will have net access tomorrow and I shit load of time to kill, so I'll have to save up a bunch of that quality writin' for tomorrow. Later Freaks.

Whiney Bullshit

I got a million things runningthrough my mind right now, none of them good. I'm drunk, I'll admit that. That's not why things are sour in my head, it just the reason you all know it. I've been depressed. This isn't how shit is supposed to be. I've seen how shit is supposed to be, I'm just not allowed to have that. I'm not that guy, never will be. I guess I just need to accept that fact. I don't know, maybe I just need a fucking vacation, or just a really good blow job. I haven't had either in way too long. Ah fuck it, I'm going for another beer, if ya wanna know what's really bugging me either buy me a b eer or give me a really good blow job. Later Freaks.

I Ran.............

I ran a 5 mile race this weekend, I kicked ass! I came in about 2 minutes faster than I expected to run. It didn't hurt that the run was at my favorite brewery and there was all the free beer I could drink when I was done. That's one way to keep me motivated during the race. I just signed up for another marathon too, let's see if I can stay healthy this year. If I can, I'm going to try to qualify for Boston. Later Freaks!

Is this all there is?.................

I'm serious, really is this it?

Play The Blues.........

Yeah what he says. Gotta love Danko!




Here's the lyrics if ya wanna sing along.........


I love to play my Rock'n'Roll, but I've played the blues before
I've had my share of broken hearts
but I don't play the blues no more
If you meet the girl of your wildest dreams
she's gonna turn out to be a curse
Love will hit you bad boy, but the blues will hit you worse

If you wanna know how to play the blues...
get yourself a woman!

Muddy Waters sang out the truth back in 1941
Woman gonna get to you like Jimmy Hendrix with a gun
Mr Fred McDowell lost his pride when he begged his girl to stay
Mr Robert Johnson lost his life with too much love one day

If you wanna know how to play the blues...
get yourself a woman!

I love to play my Rock'n'Roll, but I've played the blues before
I've had my share of broken hearts
but I don't play the blues no more
If you meet the girl of your wildest dreams
she's gonna turn out to be a curse
Love will hit you bad boy, but the blues will hit you worse

If you wanna know how to play the blues...
get yourself a woman!
Pick it sweet...slide it slow!!

Gonul Sabreyleye Sabreyleye

I want to post something really cool here, I really do. It's just not gonna happen right now. I have nothing, there's things going on right now, but they're in the realm of un-postables. Those things that you only get to hear about if you buy me a bunch of beer and then you'll have to suffer through all the drunk talk first. I don't think I'm sick anymore, but that's not much to post about. I keep writing stuff and then hitting backspace and deleting it. One if these days I think I'll have a good post, though maybe I've written all the good stuff I have to write. Maybe I have nothing else to say. I could revert to recycling posts from a galaxy far far away. Nah, I think I just have to start doing shit, then I'll have stuff to post about. I AM going to do some shit this weekend. I'm going to see the Dropkick Murphys with some friends, that should be fun and since I haven't had a beer in about 3 weeks I have some catching up to do. I have a ton of really good beer in my fridge too. On second thought I don't think it's been a full 3 weeks, I'll have to check when I did my last post, I'm pretty sure I was drunk when I wrote it. Ok, well it feels like 3 fucking weeks! Beer is my friend you know and I miss him, or is beer a her. Nah, gotta be a him, beer doesn't piss me off all the time. Well I think I'm done "writing" for now. See, I have writing in quotations, like I'm not really writing! Yeah, well it made me smile. Alright, I'm ending this, if a post is too long most people don't really read it anyway. At least I don't. I try, but then I find myself doing what I did in school and just skimming paragraphs for the important stuff. Ok, later freaks!

I See You Mean Muggin' Me Mr. Frige!!

Yeah, I am sick, but I'm ignoring it. I think if I ignore it long enough it'll go away. I can't be sick because I have a 5 mile race in two weeks. I actually have been training for it. I'm not in danger of winning it or anything, or even placing in my age category, but it's at my favorite brewery and the sooner you finish, the sooner you get to start drinking the free beer! I'm also trying to lose about 10 pounds before it too, I'm down about 5 already. All I've had to do is cut out one sandwich at lunch time and eat normal (non-superhero) portions at dinner. Combine that with the running and I think I should be able to do it. Other than that, I have nothing going on lately. Work sucks, we've been too fucking slow for me to make any money. I did get drunk the other night and threaten to kick my refrigerator's ass for not having any beer left for me. Well that, and the camera, for only taking close up pictures of my eye, or at least that what I think that was, I may have to check again. I have to go now, I'm going running. Later freaks.

Hmmmmmmmm, I Should Write Something Here.........

I've got some time, but nothing to write. I think I'm getting sick again. I think I'm just going to ignore it this time. I could try taking shit for it, but that's like work and it usually doesn't help anyway. I think what I'm going to do is just keep running. I follow the old rule that if yer sick from the neck up you can run, but if it's from the neck down you should not. I guess that means you're ok to run even if you're completely nuts. In fact they say running helps, seems to help me with the crazies. I think I'm going to have to skip getting drunk tonight then too, I'm going to do 5 miles in the morning, and running hungover really sucks. Well, I think that's enough words and shit to qualify this as a post. There's other shit going on, maybe I'll blog about it tonight. Later Freaks!

Buttons................................

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Sia | MySpace Music Videos

Am I the only one that's turned on after watching that!? He he he, I guess I am. :-) Damn! Gonna go take a cold shower now. Later Freaks.

Just in case you wanna sing along.......


You got me pushing imaginary buttons
Step away from me lover, away from me lover
You got me counting imaginary school children
Get away from me lover, away from me lover
Yes I can see that my carpet is animated
Walk away from me lover, away from me lover
Yes I see you open wounds in everyone I've dated
Away from me lover, get away from me lover

I am no good for you
I'm seeing ghosts in everything I do
I am no good for you
I'm seeing ghosts in everything I do
I am no good for you
I'm seeing ghosts in everything I do
I am no good for you
I'm seeing ghosts in everything I do

You got me turning all the lights on and off
Walk away from me lover, away from me lover
When will you see that I am carrying this stuff
Walk away from me lover, away from me lover
Can't you see that I am losing my marbles
It's marvellous losing another, losing another

I am no good for you
I'm seeing ghosts in everything I do
I am no good for you
I'm seeing ghosts in everything I do
I am no good for you
I'm seeing ghosts in everything I do
I am no good for you
I'm seeing ghosts in everything I do

Walk away from me lover, away from me lover
Get away from me lover, away from me lover
Step away from me lover, away from me lover
Walk away from me lover, away from me lover

Where It's At.................................

I was going to post something earlier, but those damn people that sign my check wanted me to do some work type shit today. Well, I'm finally getting my tacos tonight! I think I'm going to go a little crazy and make them with a mixture of ground pork and beef. Normally I just use ground turkey, because it tastes really good and it's a lot lover in fat and cholesterol, but I had to wait too long so I'm going all out. Other than that, I don't have much. I think I'm going to skip drinking tonight so I can go running in the morning tomorrow. I need to get back in shape and lose a few pounds because I have a 5 mile race in about a month. They have free beer after the race, so the faster you finish the longer you're there to drink the free beer! So I want to be under 40 minutes this year. Other than that I've got nothing. I gotta go makes me some TACOS!!

Folsom Prision Blues........

Ok, I'm sitting here staring at a blank page. It seems that when I have the time to blog I can't think of what to write, I guess it's the same as staring at a menu when you're really frikkin' hungry, you just can't decide. You're just hungry, anything will do. I have to stop talking about food, or I may bring up a subject that I've promised not to blog about. I think I'm going to have brats tonight for dinner. I love grilling, I'll do it all winter. I don't care it it's 5 below, that's in Fahrenheit for you metric readers. If I was really smart I'd tell ya what it was in Celsius, but I'm not that smart. Ok, since I had the time it's -20.5C. Right now I'm listening to "Satellite" by "The Asteroids Galaxy Tour", they're out of Denmark. I kinda like the lead singer's voice, and the semi-psychedelic sound they have. Wow, this is hard. I keep trying different subjects and I just can't seem to come up with anything coherent to write about. I think I just need another Diet Coke or a coffee or something. I should just have a coffee, since it's freezing in my office. Ok, I'm just going to go train of thought here. I was looking at some HNTs today and I noticed one woman has really beautiful skin, and it's not the first time I noticed it. So I know it wasn't just the lighting or angle. But how do you compliment someone on their skin without sounding like "Buffalo Bill" from "Silence of the lambs". You know I think I'm over thinking this. I think you just say, "you've got beautiful skin. That doesn't sound so weird. What is weird is that when I was looking up Buffalo Bill's name on IMDb, I noticed that George A Romero had an uncredited roll in "Silence of the Lambs" as an FBI agent. Hmmm, I wonder if this qualified as a post yet? I also just noticed I didn't put a title down first, sorry I know I said I would. I'll do it right now. Ok, it's titled now. The first title that popped into my head was a Beck song, but it had a word in it that I promised not to blog about! So I went with this one. I was going to go with "Eight Miles High" but "Folsom Prison Blues" just sounded better to me. Ok, well I said I'd give you something to read, and I think this qualifies. I hope. Oh, by the way, you have beautiful skin. That didn't sound creepy, at least I don't think so. Later. There may be spelling or grammatical errors because I'm not going back to proof read this, because I'll probably think it sucks and delete it.

Happy Birthday George!!

Today is George A Romero's birthday!! You may be thinking "who?". But if you've ever seen any zombie type horror movie you have George to thank. He wrote and directed the father of all zombie movies, "The Night Of The Living Dead". If you've never seen it, you should rent it tonight. It's actually a great movie, even though the effects are minimal, the story and cinematography more than make up for that. It's even on the National Film Registry as a film deemed "historically, culturally or aesthetically important". I think I'll have to watch it tonight, it's got a great ending, though I won't give it away, in case you haven't seen it. Later Freaks.

Yeah, what he said.........

I was thinking about posting one of the many covers of this song. But I found this, and well, nothing quite measures up to the original. That's about all I have to say about that.






Yeah, I know it covers my shit up, but I don't care. If it bugs me later I'll delete it. Later Freaks!

Ohh, for those of you that are inclined, here's the lyrics.........
The world was on fire and no one could save me but you,
It's strange what desire will make foolish people do.
I never dreamed that I'd meet somebody like you
I never dreamed that I'd lose somebody like you

No, I don't want to fall in love,
[This world is only gonna break your heart]
No, I don't want to fall in love,
[This world is only gonna break your heart]
With you
With you

What a wicked game to play,
To make me feel this way.
What a wicked thing to do,
To let me dream of you.
What a wicked thing to say,
You never felt this way.
What a wicked thing to do,
To make me dream of you !
And I don't want to fall in love,
[This world is only gonna break your heart]
No I don't want to fall in love,
[This world is only gonna break your heart]
With you

The world was on fire and no one could save me but you,
It's strange what desire will make foolish people do.
I never dreamed that I'd love somebody like you
I never dreamed that I'd lose somebody like you

No I don't want to fall in love,
[This world is only gonna break your heart
No I don't want to fall in love,
[This world is only gonna break your heart]
With you
With you

Nobody loves no one

Wired

I can't sleep. I'm not even tired. I just got done reading a blog from start to finish. Well, actually I looked at the pictures first, then I read all those pesky words. Just kidding, I actually like the words as much as the pictures on this one. It's been a while since I've found any new blogs to read. Though that could be because I wasn't blogging either, if I'm not writing I'm not usually reading. By the way, I did have some time to refresh my bow-staff skills this weekend. I should be safe in the event I'm attacked by wolverines again. I'm hungry, but I can't eat. I need to lose some weight, it'll help my running. Though if I pick up my running a bit I'll lose the weight and I won't have to cut down how much I eat. I've found if I get up at 5 am and burn 2000 calories I can eat a lot and still lose weight. Ok, well I think this qualified as a post, and this little laptop keyboard is starting to piss me off, so I think I'm going to go to bed now. Later Freaks.

Everybody Was kung Fu Fighting.........

I just noticed I have a huge scratch across my back. I have no idea how it got there either. Now I do have a job that's active enough for that to happen, but I haven't done anything that could have caused it today. I don't think I've been drinking and blacking out, though one never knows with me. It may be from a cage fight that I don't remember, or maybe some really wild sex. Yeah, I'll bet that's it. I had some crazy acrobat sex that I just don't remember today. At least it wasn't wolverines again, they're really mean, they go for the face and neck, and I haven't been practicing my Kung Fu to fight them off either. You need to be well skilled with the bow-staff to fight off a full on wolverine attack. So yeah, must have been wild sex I don't remember, because the wolverines would have killed me. I need to go home soon to drink some beer and practice my bow-staff. Later Freaks.

I'll Be There For You...........

Last night I was watching some reruns of "Friends" ,and I hate to say it, but I seem to have re-ignited my crush on Jennifer Aniston. You know Jen, when you get tired of all the "fancy livin'" you can just give in and come find me. I'd never leave you for Angelina, she's attractive but the crazy far outweighs any looks she may have. The other thing, is I don't think they could make one of those stupid blended name things with Happy Jack and Jennifer either, I hate those things too! I can't promise you fancy cars, or trips around the world, in fact I can't really promise anything, well except that I'd have beer in the house on Friday. So if you want a beer on Friday, drop me a line baby, you know where I'm at.

Clowns To The Left Of Me....Jokers To The Right...........

I don't get Facebook. I tried, I just don't see the draw. I have a Facebook page that's pretty much sitting dormant. I got it to look at some of my friends pages and I just find it incredibly boring. I'm always told how much fun the games are, bullshit! I've seen them, if I wanna play games I'll get a gaming system! Or I'm told about all the great people I'll reconnect with, bullshit again! I did look up some people from high school, and the ones I want to talk to I still do. I guess if I didn't know any of my friends phone numbers, or if I wanted to offend my relatives with my views on shit I could get back on there, but I don't think it's going to happen anytime soon. Later Young Ladies and Gentlemen. ;-) That better Hoochie Mama?

COLD!!

I'm freezing!! It's frikkin' cold in our office today! I know it's only 4 degrees outside, but damn let's turn the heat up here! I think I need a coffee, that usually warms me up. Either that, or I'll just go look at those HNTs again, I know that will warm me up a bit. I just hope they don't look at their statcounters, or they'll think I'm some kind of a crazy stalker! I prefer to think of myself as just a normal, red blooded guy. I'm not gonna lie, I like looking at hot women. I think the freaks are the guys that don't, well unless you're gay. But then, I'm sure the normal ones like looking at hot dudes, if there is such a thing. I personally don't find anything appealing about a mans body, all angular and hairy. But whatever floats yer boat I say. Ok, I gotta go add to someone's stats! Later Freaks!

I'm Hungry!

And I want tacos! Though I think I'm going to end up having chili. Hmmm, yep, all the creativity must have been sucked out of me, because this sure isn't very creative. Wait! I have it! One of those posts that people do where they put a word to every letter of their name to say how awesome they are. I can't do it with my name because I misspelled awesome again, thank you spell check. But I do know that tacos are fucking awsome! Fucking hell I did it again! I suck! I can spell quiescent without even thinking, but awesome, not a friggin' chance! Anyway, here goes.

T............terrific!
A............awsome, damnit! What the hell is it with that word!
C............cooked?
O............oh yeah, I suck!

Well, there ya have it. Now I'm going home to eat some chili. Later Freaks.

Not Drunk Yet!

Still not sure if I'm sick yet. Either this, whatever it is that I have, has a really long incubation period or I'm just not going to get that sick. I think I'm running tonight either way. Other than that, I've got nothing. I do feel like drinking some beer, but I guess that will have to wait till later, even though I have a few right here on my desk at work. A sales guy had a trip to Canada so he brought a few bottles back for me to try. He would have bought more, but you Canadians have crazy high beer prices! Thirty eight dollars for a case of beer is insane! I just spent $13 and thought that was high. Hell I can get a really good case of micro-brew for less than that! Oh well, you can get a Cuban cigar to smoke while you drink your beer up there so I guess all is forgiven. Later Freaks.

Sick And Twisted!

I'm getting sick. I don't want to be sick right now! I'm supposed to be getting in shape for a race in March! I was just getting back into my training routine and I don't want to stop now! I have a sore throat and a weird thing going on way back in my sinuses! Damn it!! I don't have time for this shit!! I think I'm going to go running tonight anyway, screw it. Either I'll start getting better sooner or I'll really feel like shit. Later Freaks.

Burn Baby Burn..........................

I sat in my backyard last night and had a fire. The weather was actually pretty nice for this time of year, it was about 30 degrees and foggy. I had to have a few beers, then one of my friends showed up and we had quite a few more. My head kinda hurt today, still does a little, but it's starting to go away since I started drinking again. I don't remember coming in last night, though I did put my MP3 player in the house so I must have been somewhat coherent. The weather supposed to take a shit pretty soon so I'm glad I was able to get out of the house. Wow, this is a really boring post. But hey, I'm tired, drunk and ornery, so this is all you get. Later Freaks.

Really It's Just Chocolate!

When I got to work I went into the lunchroom to grab a Diet Coke and noticed the "crack cookies". They're a toffee cookie dipped in some kind of chocolate that you just can't stop eating. So I had to grab a bunch of them to eat at my desk. It took about 20 seconds for me to drop some chocolate on my nice clean work shirt. I'm going to try to wash it out, but then I've got a wet shirt for the next hour. I'll just have to decide which is worse, looking like I've been pooped on, since I was able to smear it all over the front of me before I noticed it, or do I want to look like I just washed my shirt. Oh well, at least it wasn't chocolate pudding this time. Later Freaks!

Viva La Revolucione!!

A couple of weeks ago a friend sent me an email saying he was going to be in town to meet up with some people from high school that he re-connected with on Facebook and he wanted to know if I wanted to go. For the most part, anyone that I liked enough to hang out with in high school I still talk to, but I wanted to go have a few beers with him, so I decided to go. It was at a bar near the old alma mater. When I showed up and walked in I didn't recognize anyone so I went to the bar to get a beer. Well turns out that I didn't recognize them because they all looked old, fat and bald! But I was nice and kept that to myself, I did see my friend that I still talk to and went to go sit by him. After a lot of questions like, "who the hell is that!" And, "did that guy always have such a huge head?!" I started talking to a few of the guys, and after the initial, " what have you been doing for the last 20 some odd years" type of questions I quickly realized that I STILL don't have anything in common with any of those guys. The guy that was an asshole in school is still an asshole, and the geek is still a geek (even though he drives a "beemer" now), and so on. I had some guy that I didn't recognize at all start talking to me like we were old friends, he introduced me to his cute wife, who I got along with really well, but I still couldn't place him. Even after I got his name and who he used to hang out with I still that night was the first time I had ever talked to him. Aside from the creepy 60 year old woman at the bar asking to have sex with me, it was an incredibly boring night. I was able to occasionally mention things about the "revolution" in normal boring conversations, so that was kinda fun. I don't think I'm going to any more of those "gatherings", well unless more hot chicks show up, 'cause I think I'd have a pretty good chance with them since I still have all my hair and haven't gotten huge. Though if I do show up I may have to wear the cod piece, that usually goes over well. Well that's all I've got for today. Later Freaks!