Karate Schnitzel!!!!

I had a dream last night that I had this really kick ass beard. I mean I've grown some ass kickin' facial hair before, but nothing like this. It was a full on mountain man beard, like the kind you can find half your breakfast in at lunch time, though that's fine 'cause you're hungry anyway. It wasn't until I got to work this morning and looked at my face in the mirror in the crapper, that I realized it was a dream. I was pretty damn disappointed too. I mean I've got some scruff going on, but nothing like that epic fucking beard. It would take me years to grow one that cool so I doubt I'll ever have one. Yeah, sometimes my dreams kick ass. Later Freaks.