Everybody Was kung Fu Fighting.........

I just noticed I have a huge scratch across my back. I have no idea how it got there either. Now I do have a job that's active enough for that to happen, but I haven't done anything that could have caused it today. I don't think I've been drinking and blacking out, though one never knows with me. It may be from a cage fight that I don't remember, or maybe some really wild sex. Yeah, I'll bet that's it. I had some crazy acrobat sex that I just don't remember today. At least it wasn't wolverines again, they're really mean, they go for the face and neck, and I haven't been practicing my Kung Fu to fight them off either. You need to be well skilled with the bow-staff to fight off a full on wolverine attack. So yeah, must have been wild sex I don't remember, because the wolverines would have killed me. I need to go home soon to drink some beer and practice my bow-staff. Later Freaks.

I'll Be There For You...........

Last night I was watching some reruns of "Friends" ,and I hate to say it, but I seem to have re-ignited my crush on Jennifer Aniston. You know Jen, when you get tired of all the "fancy livin'" you can just give in and come find me. I'd never leave you for Angelina, she's attractive but the crazy far outweighs any looks she may have. The other thing, is I don't think they could make one of those stupid blended name things with Happy Jack and Jennifer either, I hate those things too! I can't promise you fancy cars, or trips around the world, in fact I can't really promise anything, well except that I'd have beer in the house on Friday. So if you want a beer on Friday, drop me a line baby, you know where I'm at.

Clowns To The Left Of Me....Jokers To The Right...........

I don't get Facebook. I tried, I just don't see the draw. I have a Facebook page that's pretty much sitting dormant. I got it to look at some of my friends pages and I just find it incredibly boring. I'm always told how much fun the games are, bullshit! I've seen them, if I wanna play games I'll get a gaming system! Or I'm told about all the great people I'll reconnect with, bullshit again! I did look up some people from high school, and the ones I want to talk to I still do. I guess if I didn't know any of my friends phone numbers, or if I wanted to offend my relatives with my views on shit I could get back on there, but I don't think it's going to happen anytime soon. Later Young Ladies and Gentlemen. ;-) That better Hoochie Mama?

COLD!!

I'm freezing!! It's frikkin' cold in our office today! I know it's only 4 degrees outside, but damn let's turn the heat up here! I think I need a coffee, that usually warms me up. Either that, or I'll just go look at those HNTs again, I know that will warm me up a bit. I just hope they don't look at their statcounters, or they'll think I'm some kind of a crazy stalker! I prefer to think of myself as just a normal, red blooded guy. I'm not gonna lie, I like looking at hot women. I think the freaks are the guys that don't, well unless you're gay. But then, I'm sure the normal ones like looking at hot dudes, if there is such a thing. I personally don't find anything appealing about a mans body, all angular and hairy. But whatever floats yer boat I say. Ok, I gotta go add to someone's stats! Later Freaks!

I'm Hungry!

And I want tacos! Though I think I'm going to end up having chili. Hmmm, yep, all the creativity must have been sucked out of me, because this sure isn't very creative. Wait! I have it! One of those posts that people do where they put a word to every letter of their name to say how awesome they are. I can't do it with my name because I misspelled awesome again, thank you spell check. But I do know that tacos are fucking awsome! Fucking hell I did it again! I suck! I can spell quiescent without even thinking, but awesome, not a friggin' chance! Anyway, here goes.

T............terrific!
A............awsome, damnit! What the hell is it with that word!
C............cooked?
O............oh yeah, I suck!

Well, there ya have it. Now I'm going home to eat some chili. Later Freaks.

Not Drunk Yet!

Still not sure if I'm sick yet. Either this, whatever it is that I have, has a really long incubation period or I'm just not going to get that sick. I think I'm running tonight either way. Other than that, I've got nothing. I do feel like drinking some beer, but I guess that will have to wait till later, even though I have a few right here on my desk at work. A sales guy had a trip to Canada so he brought a few bottles back for me to try. He would have bought more, but you Canadians have crazy high beer prices! Thirty eight dollars for a case of beer is insane! I just spent $13 and thought that was high. Hell I can get a really good case of micro-brew for less than that! Oh well, you can get a Cuban cigar to smoke while you drink your beer up there so I guess all is forgiven. Later Freaks.

Sick And Twisted!

I'm getting sick. I don't want to be sick right now! I'm supposed to be getting in shape for a race in March! I was just getting back into my training routine and I don't want to stop now! I have a sore throat and a weird thing going on way back in my sinuses! Damn it!! I don't have time for this shit!! I think I'm going to go running tonight anyway, screw it. Either I'll start getting better sooner or I'll really feel like shit. Later Freaks.

Burn Baby Burn..........................

I sat in my backyard last night and had a fire. The weather was actually pretty nice for this time of year, it was about 30 degrees and foggy. I had to have a few beers, then one of my friends showed up and we had quite a few more. My head kinda hurt today, still does a little, but it's starting to go away since I started drinking again. I don't remember coming in last night, though I did put my MP3 player in the house so I must have been somewhat coherent. The weather supposed to take a shit pretty soon so I'm glad I was able to get out of the house. Wow, this is a really boring post. But hey, I'm tired, drunk and ornery, so this is all you get. Later Freaks.

Really It's Just Chocolate!

When I got to work I went into the lunchroom to grab a Diet Coke and noticed the "crack cookies". They're a toffee cookie dipped in some kind of chocolate that you just can't stop eating. So I had to grab a bunch of them to eat at my desk. It took about 20 seconds for me to drop some chocolate on my nice clean work shirt. I'm going to try to wash it out, but then I've got a wet shirt for the next hour. I'll just have to decide which is worse, looking like I've been pooped on, since I was able to smear it all over the front of me before I noticed it, or do I want to look like I just washed my shirt. Oh well, at least it wasn't chocolate pudding this time. Later Freaks!

Viva La Revolucione!!

A couple of weeks ago a friend sent me an email saying he was going to be in town to meet up with some people from high school that he re-connected with on Facebook and he wanted to know if I wanted to go. For the most part, anyone that I liked enough to hang out with in high school I still talk to, but I wanted to go have a few beers with him, so I decided to go. It was at a bar near the old alma mater. When I showed up and walked in I didn't recognize anyone so I went to the bar to get a beer. Well turns out that I didn't recognize them because they all looked old, fat and bald! But I was nice and kept that to myself, I did see my friend that I still talk to and went to go sit by him. After a lot of questions like, "who the hell is that!" And, "did that guy always have such a huge head?!" I started talking to a few of the guys, and after the initial, " what have you been doing for the last 20 some odd years" type of questions I quickly realized that I STILL don't have anything in common with any of those guys. The guy that was an asshole in school is still an asshole, and the geek is still a geek (even though he drives a "beemer" now), and so on. I had some guy that I didn't recognize at all start talking to me like we were old friends, he introduced me to his cute wife, who I got along with really well, but I still couldn't place him. Even after I got his name and who he used to hang out with I still that night was the first time I had ever talked to him. Aside from the creepy 60 year old woman at the bar asking to have sex with me, it was an incredibly boring night. I was able to occasionally mention things about the "revolution" in normal boring conversations, so that was kinda fun. I don't think I'm going to any more of those "gatherings", well unless more hot chicks show up, 'cause I think I'd have a pretty good chance with them since I still have all my hair and haven't gotten huge. Though if I do show up I may have to wear the cod piece, that usually goes over well. Well that's all I've got for today. Later Freaks!