Karate Schnitzel!!!!

I had a dream last night that I had this really kick ass beard. I mean I've grown some ass kickin' facial hair before, but nothing like this. It was a full on mountain man beard, like the kind you can find half your breakfast in at lunch time, though that's fine 'cause you're hungry anyway. It wasn't until I got to work this morning and looked at my face in the mirror in the crapper, that I realized it was a dream. I was pretty damn disappointed too. I mean I've got some scruff going on, but nothing like that epic fucking beard. It would take me years to grow one that cool so I doubt I'll ever have one. Yeah, sometimes my dreams kick ass. Later Freaks.

RIP Peter Steele

You'll be missed man.....Your music straightened my head and twisted my mind. I think I need to listen to some Type O Negative right now.

Check it out! It's Flyin Monkeys!!

Hey y'all, I was gonna write a really good post tonight. But, I've decided to sit on the couch and drink beer instead. I have a fridge full of beer that's not going to drink itself! Later Freaks. Maybe I'll do better tomorrow.

"Nice Dreams"

Have you ever had a sex dream about someone you thought was attractive, but you never really thought of them in that way? I had one of those the other night. It was incredibly realistic and very intense. I woke up breathing heavy and sweating, right on the edge of making a big mess of things. I'd describe it to all of you, but I'm not all that good at writing about that kind of stuff. It just comes out sounding vulgar and dirty, well it was kinda, but if you add some flowery adjectives and some symbolism it'll sound all sensual and hot. So, you know, just think of it like that. I always wonder what the hell brought this on, but like always with this kind of dream, I can't think of anything. I guess I'll just have to stop trying to analyze it. It was lots of fun and she really seemed to be enjoying herself. Well, at least in my dream she was, I was making sure of that.

Ahh, so what the hell else is new in my world. I broke my long standing rule of not drinking beer out of bottles in the shower tonight. I was careful though and didn't break any. Cleaning glass up naked and wet is no fun. I wasn't going to drink tonight, but I had to, I couldn't let the person I was talking to drink all alone, that would be rude. Other than that, not much new in my world and I seem to be out of beer. I think I'm going to get to bed a little early tonight and see if I can have another one of "those" dreams. Later Freaks! By the way, the title of this post is also a "Cheech and Chong" movie.

Droid Does........

Hey Y'all, I have good news.Well it's good if you like reading my crap or chatting with me. I just got a new phone from work.It's a Droid, with unlimited data, actually unlimited everything. I haven't stopped playing with that thing since I got it, kinda like when I figured out what my wiener was for! I never thought I needed a smart phone, until I got one. It actually has shit that's going to be useful for work, I guess that's why they got them for us. Now I just need to figure out how to post from it.I think I can even post pics and videos from it too. Well, I'm posting this from my garage computer and the keyboard sticks and it's pissing me off, so this is all you get from me. Y'all have garage computers don't ya? Later Freaks!