I tried adding a chat thingie to my blog tonight. I couldn't find one that wasn't filled with ads and a bunch of insidious shit, so I gave up. I'm also pretty sure that there's never more than one person here at a time anyway, and while I have fun chatting with myself, I'm not sure anyone else does. There's times when I'll send myself emails from work and well, yeah, I think I'm in the minority here. I guess I'm just easily amused. Speaking of that, I need another beer! I'm hoping I have more in the other fridge, because I drank all of the ones I had upstairs. I want bacon. My head is stuffed up. I just woke up, there's a gap in time from this sentence to the one before this of about 40 mins. I think I was dreaming. Right now I'm listening to some fucked up "ambient" shit on Shoutcast with my headphones. That really helps out in the weird dream department. My beer is warm now! Damn it! I'm going to drink it anyway because I don't want to walk downstairs to see if there's anymore. Another 5 min gap. I had to pee and since I was up, I went downstairs and there are 3 more beers left. Well, three more that I'll drink. There's some Bud Light with Lime shit, but I won't touch that crap, I may cook my brats in it, but even that's pushing it! Saturday Night Live is a lot funnier if you put headphones on and listen to "ambient" techno while watching it. Hmm, I think I need to end this post. For some reason I can type really fucking fast right now, but it's just a bunch of sentences that really aren't very coherent. Taylor Swift's dancing looks really funny with techno in the background. She's on SNL if you weren't following along here tonight. I think there's someone speaking German backwards now. I'm hungry, though I shouldn't eat anything, it's late. But I'm going to anyway. I want bacon, but I think I'll have to settle for hummus and garlic pita chips. Later Freaks.
Ok, I nodded off again, but I think it was only for about 5 mins, SNL is still on. I'm going to end this now, and grab a beer and some hummus. Hummus smells like vomit, but it tastes good. Come to think of it, it smells like vomit and looks like poop, but I eat it anyway. Hmm, what else is there that smells and looks a little bad but I eat it anyway..............oh yeah, cheese!!
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Were you on Nyquil when you wrote this? I know if I take it and don't go to sleep right away then I get really hyper and crazy... become sumu wrestler on speed crazy... hehe!
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