I almost forgot!!!!

I have a follower now!!! Look, right over there, no to the right of this post! She's kinda easy on the eyes too! C'mon, I know the rest of you readers want to follow me too. That is all, as you were.

Cleansing Ale

I just got back from the all you can eat Chinese place up the road. Gotta love the spicy pork! Now I have almost nothing to do for the rest of the day here at work. I really need a fucking beer now. I nice cool pint of cleansing ale would be just peachy right 'bout now. I need to get shitfaced soon. It's been a while. The weather is supposed to be really nice tonight, I don't think it's supposed to get below freezing. I think I should have a fire in the backyard tonight and dance around it without any under-britches on or something cool like that. I'm trying really hard to think of something funny to write about right now, but I think I need a nap first. I promise that if I get shined up on the barley pop tonight I'll do a post. Later Freaks.

*no misspellings found* I kick ass!!

FYI

It's not safe to hit the next blog button at work anymore! I mean I like looking at a young lady with sharpie markers sticking out of her ass as much as the next guy, but I'm not sure my shoulder surfing coworkers are ready for that kind of entertainment. Though I do think my comment about her farting rainbows did kind of make up for it though. Later Freaks

Hello My Brothers................................

Please remember: Friendship is a weakness.
That is all. Later Y'all

Nothing To Read Here

I'm bored, really fucking bored. I'm at work and have absolutely nothing to do. I've been drinking too much coffee just to try to pass the time. Hey, it's says right over there that I don't have any followers! Why the hell not?! Is it because I don't write anything of substance here? Or because I don't post any naked pics of myself? I think I want some followers. I won't make you drink any laced Kool Aid or anything, but you may have to release all your worldly possessions to me. Well, at least all your money and bacon. Ok, well I'm going to go walk around now and try to think of something worthwhile to write about, though that's hard when I have nothing going on. I am going camping this weekend, I will be drinking a lot, so maybe next week I'll have something to write about. We'll see. I'd say that I'd post pictures of the trip, but that's not going to happen, well unless you all send pics of your naked boobies. yeah, that would work. Later Y'all.

Hey Y'all

I'm gonna get 'shined up tonight and burn stuff! Just thought you'd want to know. If I'm feeling frisky I may even dance around the fire sans clothing. I don't think the new neighbors have had that pleasure yet. Other than that not much new 'round these parts. Keep it real yo, I'm gonna go gleam the cube. Later Y'all!

Yeah, Whatever...............

Today is just one of those days. I hate people, I don't trust anyone anymore. I don't feel any need to open up to anyone anymore, people will just fuck you over anyway.