Due To The Beneficial Medicine There May Be A Slight Darkening Of The Stool........

I was going to post something last night, I didn't because I was ornery. I think I should have, I'm a lot more entertaining when I'm ornery. I was a little drunk too, which almost always ensures a great post. Well, it does if I remember to hit post and not some other button which deletes everything, not that that's ever happened to me before. Really, it hasn't. You know, this posting regularly is really hard. I just don't really have anything to say today. I made a really good pie yesterday, and I had a few beers. Not much exciting there. I am going drinking with friends this weekend, so there might be some fun shit to write about there, but I'll have to try to remember it and haven't been good at that lately. Maybe I'll be more creative tomorrow, right now I have a massive headache which seems to be sucking the creativity right out of me. Hmmm, I could really use to have something sucked out of me right now, but I digress. I think I have to work on curing this aneurysm before I'll be able to write something that doesn't make me want to print it out and wipe my ass with it. I guess I'll be chatting with y'all a bit later. Happy thoughts y'all. Later Freaks!

Eat Me!!

I just called someone out for not keeping up with her blogging and then I realized it had been almost a week since I had blogged. So I'm posting even though I don't have much to blog about. I've been off of work all week so I've been getting to watch tv during the day and I'm coming to realize that there's absolutely nothing on. I don't have cable or satellite because I'm not paying the man when I can get incredible programming like "12 Corazones" for free! Yesterday they had all midgets on! I mean, where else can you see midgets dancing with a stripper pole! That shit is spectacular! Though I don't just watch Telemundo, I like the PBS programming too. I love the cooking shows on there. There's one with this hott assed Swedish babe, Tina Nordstrom that's friggin' awesome. She sets up a stove on a glacier or a mountain top or something and cooks a bunch of stuff using lingenberries and vodka. I'm not sure what a lingenberry is but I'd eat anything that woman cooked! I guess she's kind of a big star in her home country, she won the Swedish dancing with the stars. Just another reason to love Swedish chicks, as if I needed another reason! Other than watching hot Swedish chefs and stripper pole dancing midgets I've had a pretty uneventful week. I haven't even been drinking much beer, I did get to the bar the other night, but I held back a bit. Ok, well I guess this could be considered a post so, Later Freaks!

I Left My Wallet In El Segundo

I tried adding a chat thingie to my blog tonight. I couldn't find one that wasn't filled with ads and a bunch of insidious shit, so I gave up. I'm also pretty sure that there's never more than one person here at a time anyway, and while I have fun chatting with myself, I'm not sure anyone else does. There's times when I'll send myself emails from work and well, yeah, I think I'm in the minority here. I guess I'm just easily amused. Speaking of that, I need another beer! I'm hoping I have more in the other fridge, because I drank all of the ones I had upstairs. I want bacon. My head is stuffed up. I just woke up, there's a gap in time from this sentence to the one before this of about 40 mins. I think I was dreaming. Right now I'm listening to some fucked up "ambient" shit on Shoutcast with my headphones. That really helps out in the weird dream department. My beer is warm now! Damn it! I'm going to drink it anyway because I don't want to walk downstairs to see if there's anymore. Another 5 min gap. I had to pee and since I was up, I went downstairs and there are 3 more beers left. Well, three more that I'll drink. There's some Bud Light with Lime shit, but I won't touch that crap, I may cook my brats in it, but even that's pushing it! Saturday Night Live is a lot funnier if you put headphones on and listen to "ambient" techno while watching it. Hmm, I think I need to end this post. For some reason I can type really fucking fast right now, but it's just a bunch of sentences that really aren't very coherent. Taylor Swift's dancing looks really funny with techno in the background. She's on SNL if you weren't following along here tonight. I think there's someone speaking German backwards now. I'm hungry, though I shouldn't eat anything, it's late. But I'm going to anyway. I want bacon, but I think I'll have to settle for hummus and garlic pita chips. Later Freaks.

Ok, I nodded off again, but I think it was only for about 5 mins, SNL is still on. I'm going to end this now, and grab a beer and some hummus. Hummus smells like vomit, but it tastes good. Come to think of it, it smells like vomit and looks like poop, but I eat it anyway. Hmm, what else is there that smells and looks a little bad but I eat it anyway..............oh yeah, cheese!!

I almost forgot!!!!

I have a follower now!!! Look, right over there, no to the right of this post! She's kinda easy on the eyes too! C'mon, I know the rest of you readers want to follow me too. That is all, as you were.

Cleansing Ale

I just got back from the all you can eat Chinese place up the road. Gotta love the spicy pork! Now I have almost nothing to do for the rest of the day here at work. I really need a fucking beer now. I nice cool pint of cleansing ale would be just peachy right 'bout now. I need to get shitfaced soon. It's been a while. The weather is supposed to be really nice tonight, I don't think it's supposed to get below freezing. I think I should have a fire in the backyard tonight and dance around it without any under-britches on or something cool like that. I'm trying really hard to think of something funny to write about right now, but I think I need a nap first. I promise that if I get shined up on the barley pop tonight I'll do a post. Later Freaks.

*no misspellings found* I kick ass!!

FYI

It's not safe to hit the next blog button at work anymore! I mean I like looking at a young lady with sharpie markers sticking out of her ass as much as the next guy, but I'm not sure my shoulder surfing coworkers are ready for that kind of entertainment. Though I do think my comment about her farting rainbows did kind of make up for it though. Later Freaks

Hello My Brothers................................

Please remember: Friendship is a weakness.
That is all. Later Y'all