I'm Hungry!

And I want tacos! Though I think I'm going to end up having chili. Hmmm, yep, all the creativity must have been sucked out of me, because this sure isn't very creative. Wait! I have it! One of those posts that people do where they put a word to every letter of their name to say how awesome they are. I can't do it with my name because I misspelled awesome again, thank you spell check. But I do know that tacos are fucking awsome! Fucking hell I did it again! I suck! I can spell quiescent without even thinking, but awesome, not a friggin' chance! Anyway, here goes.

T............terrific!
A............awsome, damnit! What the hell is it with that word!
C............cooked?
O............oh yeah, I suck!

Well, there ya have it. Now I'm going home to eat some chili. Later Freaks.

Not Drunk Yet!

Still not sure if I'm sick yet. Either this, whatever it is that I have, has a really long incubation period or I'm just not going to get that sick. I think I'm running tonight either way. Other than that, I've got nothing. I do feel like drinking some beer, but I guess that will have to wait till later, even though I have a few right here on my desk at work. A sales guy had a trip to Canada so he brought a few bottles back for me to try. He would have bought more, but you Canadians have crazy high beer prices! Thirty eight dollars for a case of beer is insane! I just spent $13 and thought that was high. Hell I can get a really good case of micro-brew for less than that! Oh well, you can get a Cuban cigar to smoke while you drink your beer up there so I guess all is forgiven. Later Freaks.

Sick And Twisted!

I'm getting sick. I don't want to be sick right now! I'm supposed to be getting in shape for a race in March! I was just getting back into my training routine and I don't want to stop now! I have a sore throat and a weird thing going on way back in my sinuses! Damn it!! I don't have time for this shit!! I think I'm going to go running tonight anyway, screw it. Either I'll start getting better sooner or I'll really feel like shit. Later Freaks.

Burn Baby Burn..........................

I sat in my backyard last night and had a fire. The weather was actually pretty nice for this time of year, it was about 30 degrees and foggy. I had to have a few beers, then one of my friends showed up and we had quite a few more. My head kinda hurt today, still does a little, but it's starting to go away since I started drinking again. I don't remember coming in last night, though I did put my MP3 player in the house so I must have been somewhat coherent. The weather supposed to take a shit pretty soon so I'm glad I was able to get out of the house. Wow, this is a really boring post. But hey, I'm tired, drunk and ornery, so this is all you get. Later Freaks.

Really It's Just Chocolate!

When I got to work I went into the lunchroom to grab a Diet Coke and noticed the "crack cookies". They're a toffee cookie dipped in some kind of chocolate that you just can't stop eating. So I had to grab a bunch of them to eat at my desk. It took about 20 seconds for me to drop some chocolate on my nice clean work shirt. I'm going to try to wash it out, but then I've got a wet shirt for the next hour. I'll just have to decide which is worse, looking like I've been pooped on, since I was able to smear it all over the front of me before I noticed it, or do I want to look like I just washed my shirt. Oh well, at least it wasn't chocolate pudding this time. Later Freaks!

Viva La Revolucione!!

A couple of weeks ago a friend sent me an email saying he was going to be in town to meet up with some people from high school that he re-connected with on Facebook and he wanted to know if I wanted to go. For the most part, anyone that I liked enough to hang out with in high school I still talk to, but I wanted to go have a few beers with him, so I decided to go. It was at a bar near the old alma mater. When I showed up and walked in I didn't recognize anyone so I went to the bar to get a beer. Well turns out that I didn't recognize them because they all looked old, fat and bald! But I was nice and kept that to myself, I did see my friend that I still talk to and went to go sit by him. After a lot of questions like, "who the hell is that!" And, "did that guy always have such a huge head?!" I started talking to a few of the guys, and after the initial, " what have you been doing for the last 20 some odd years" type of questions I quickly realized that I STILL don't have anything in common with any of those guys. The guy that was an asshole in school is still an asshole, and the geek is still a geek (even though he drives a "beemer" now), and so on. I had some guy that I didn't recognize at all start talking to me like we were old friends, he introduced me to his cute wife, who I got along with really well, but I still couldn't place him. Even after I got his name and who he used to hang out with I still that night was the first time I had ever talked to him. Aside from the creepy 60 year old woman at the bar asking to have sex with me, it was an incredibly boring night. I was able to occasionally mention things about the "revolution" in normal boring conversations, so that was kinda fun. I don't think I'm going to any more of those "gatherings", well unless more hot chicks show up, 'cause I think I'd have a pretty good chance with them since I still have all my hair and haven't gotten huge. Though if I do show up I may have to wear the cod piece, that usually goes over well. Well that's all I've got for today. Later Freaks!

I'm On The Lamb, But I Ain't No Sheep..........

Update from my trip, I hear the local sheriff is looking for us. He just wants to ask us a few questions. I guess you know you had a good time when the authorities are looking for ya! Good thing nobody there knows my real name. Told you it was going to be an interesting weekend. Later Y'all.