Create A Monster...........

Hey Y'all I'm drinking beer tonight! I know, it's not that big of a surprise. I only seem to blog when I'm shined up. It's not that I don't want to blog when I'm not full of the ole' barley pop, I just seem to have a lot more time when I'm drinking. Yeah I know I could blog from my phone, but typing on that little keyboard is a big pain in the ass, and contrary to popular belief I don't have an exciting enough life that warrants hourly blogging. I know, I know, some would say that I'm livin' the dream, but I guess I must be jaded to all the kick ass I endure every moment of every day. I mean I did step out of the car into a pile of frozen puke at the gas station today, that kicked ass. Ohh and I did grow a large painful red mark on my back today, I have no fucking idea what it is but I'm going to burn it off with the laser I learned how to make on the interwebs today. Yeah I know, livin' the fuckin dream. But I can't be bloggin all day, it would just be mean. And well, I think I can move shit with my mind, it's not working right now, but I swear I remember something from the last time I was shined up, and I'm pretty sure there was some telekinesis involved. Also, I like boobs. Well I think that's all I've got and I'm having a really hard time typing tonight. I think I'm hitting backspace and delete more than I'm actually hitting the correct keys and it's getting old. I think I'm going to have a few more barley pops and look at some interwebs boobies. Later Freaks!

How You Like Me Now!?

I went to see a band the other night with a few friends. I knew almost nothing about this band when I decided to go see them, well I had seen this commercial, but that was about it. My friend at work told me some stuff and then I looked them up. But Essentially I knew three songs by them. Well I know people that will pay $300 dollars to see some pompous fucker that wants to be called "sir" someshit and get to sit a half a fucking mile away from them. Well I'm not like that. I paid $15 dollars at the door and then got to drink $4 tallboy cans of Schlitz the entire evening! And well, the band kicked ass! Honestly that term doesn't even do the show justice! Even better the lead singer of the band was walking around before the show signing autographs and talking to people, in fact here's a pic of me with him!

Isn't it fucking awesome!!!! Well, my camera was fucking up, which made him laugh. But instead of him telling me to fuck off or something, he said "see if one of your friends has a cam to take a pic of us" which I tried, but it didn't work out either. Which had him cracking up, but he signed my ticket stub anyway. I guess what I'm trying to say is....... I had an unreal concert/show, type experience, and I think I spent under $50 dollars the entire night, including tickets to the show! So, why don't you try to be as cool as me, and go see a live show, and not one that costs more than 20 bucks, and preferably one that you've never heard of. Have a musical adventure, and you may find an artist for life. The Heavy kicked fucking ass. One of the best shows I've ever seen! Later Freaks!

Cold Shower

Ok, so last night I had a sex dream. Well, kinda, not a wake up panting wishing I could go back to sleep kind of dream, but a nice sensual dream that when you wake up you're just in a "mood". I don't remember much of it, but I woke up kinda horny. Well today I had to work onsite at a local college. Which wouldn't be that big of a deal, but today was one of the last really nice warm days before a long winter so all of the young college women were walking around in all kinds of skimpy stuff! Normally I'm not all that into women that young, but today in my present "mood" I was going a bit crazy. I wasn't being that creepy old guy or anything but I was noticing EVERY hot and even not so hot young woman walking past me. I hate to think of how much money and time I'd have wasted had I gone to a traditional 4 year college. Now I think I'll just take a long cold shower and read some baseball stats or some shit. Later Freaks!

More Shined Up Than I Thought!

I must have more of a shine on that I thought, I accidentally posted this to a long dormant blog! I'm not even sure how the hell I even logged in. Didn't think I even remembered the login. Weird.

Been drinking for a while, though I'm not quite drunk yet. I think I'd better have another! Gotta get a full shine on! Maybe I'll post something later. Later Freaks!!

I'm Not Drunk!!

I think I need to get drunk this weekend. I know it seems like I drink enough already, but it's just that lately, I only seem to post when I'm drunk, so it looks like I drink a lot. Really, yeah, that's it. I think what I really need is just a relaxing night with a few beers. One where I don't have to worry about getting up early the next day. Life has been a bit stressful lately. Nothing too terrible, just a lot of little stuff. Though you pile enough little things on and the weight is just as heavy, if ya know what I mean. Work has been a bit stressful, but as I'm told a lot around here, we're lucky to be working. Which I know is true, but it still kinda sucks lately. I think I need to find something to relieve the stress. I did get an email saying I could renew my gym membership for less than half price. Working out always did make me feel less stressed, the ole in and out does too, but that ain't gonna happen any time soon, so I guess I'm going to renew my gym membership. That'll give me somewhere to run when we get all the snow too. Well, I 'spose I should get my butt back to work, you know at that job I'm lucky to have. Later Freaks.

PBR Me You SOB!!

Wow, I had a bunch of shit I was going to write, but then I got shined up and started listening to music and now it's all gone. I know I had a really kick ass post to do too. Something deep, yet witty and insightful. Well, I guess you're stuck with a really bad drunk post. Well it might not be really bad. I seem to be able to spell tonight, and I don't think my grammar is too far off either. I went out of town camping with two of my friends a couple weeks ago, and I brought up my camera. I was going to take a bunch of really cool pictures but I forgot I had the camera with me, so I came back with one picture on my phone. I'd post it but I don't feel like finding my phone and the cable I need to download it. But just imagine a weekend with two friends you've known for about 35 years and there's one picture that sums that up, and well that's the picture I took. Ok, you didn't notice this but I just dozed off for about 10 mins in my computer chair here. I think I might be ready for bed. Maybe if I feel inspired and I can find that cable I'll post that pic. Probably not, because people are fuckers and you can't post anything personal on here anymore, but we'll see. Later Freaks.

Neutral Drops..........

I don't know where my mind has been lately. I feel like I'm stuck in neutral. I'm not mad or depressed, but I'm not feeling all that groovy either. I don't really dig this situation, but I don't feel much like changing things either. Don't really feel like doing much, as you can see by my blogging activity of late. I am doing things, I'm going to start running again this week, took some time off for an injury. It's time to get back out there though. Wow, thought I had more to write about that. On another subject, a woman whom I've had a bit of a crush on, kind of let me know today that she's got a bit of a crush on me. I've never let on that I have a crush on her, with how we know each other and her present situation that would be really bad. It may all be in my head though, I'm really bad at figuring out if a woman is interested. Either way I'm not going to do anything about it anyway. But it is nice when someone seems interested, doesn't hurt that she's really hot either. Well, I think there's some pr0n calling to me now! Later Freaks!