My View Today

Looks like I can post a pic I've just taken, just not one I have stored on my phone. Oh well, the tasteful nekkids will have to wait for another day!

This Is Only a Test!

My blogger app doesn't seem to want to let me post pictures, let see if it let's me post without pictures!

I really wanted to do a good post with pictures tonight, but now I'm out of beer and feeling really lazy! I don't think it's going to happen anymore. I wasn't going to post any tasteful nekkids or anything, or even distasteful nekkids. Maybe another day. Later Y'all.

Hey Y'all

I like beer!

Look Ma!! No Beer!!!

First off, I just want to let everyone know that I'm not drunk! I haven't even been drinking! It seems lately that I only post when I'm drunk. It's not that I'm drunk all the time, I just happen to post when I happen to be drunk. Some people smoke when they're drunk, I post to my blog! Just not today.
I realized today that it was 10 years this month that I started blogging! It really doest feel that long. It's been a few different blogs since then, but I've been blogging in some form or another since December of 2004. I think there's only a couple people that would even remember my first blog. I had to delete it for privacy reasons. It's funny, I was thinking about how much I miss some of those people from early on, things have definitely changed. I never did meet anyone from then in person so it seems weird that I'd miss them. But I do. Oh well, things change.
Lastly, have a good holiday! Merry Christmas to all of you who celebrate it! Be sure to take some time and be with people you enjoy being with.
I have some time off through the holidays so there may even be another post from me! I'll probably be drunk though!

Not sure why, but I've been a bit down lately. It's not the holidays, they don't really depress me. I'm not really sure what it is. I think the best way to describe it is that I feel insignificant. I'm not sure where im going with this so I guess I'm going to stop while I'm ahead and just end this here. Yep, been drinking. Later y'all.

Burt and Boners!

I'm drunk and have lots to say, I just don't feel like writing tonight. I probably should since I actually have the time, and a computer right here on my lap. But there is a really bad Burt Reynolds movie on tv right now. I don't even know the name of it, but he's playing a private detective, which I think is what he plays in every movie he was in during the 70's. If I was really smart I'd just go to bed, but I know I'm probably going to end up watching the rest of this shitty movie. Either way I need to go get more beer out of the fridge in the basement. I'm trying to decide if I should hit publish before or after I get more beer. You're in luck, I have a fresh supply of beer, though now I don't remember what the hell was important enough to actually find the laptop power supply and log in to blogger for. Oh well, y'all missed me! and here I am. I'd post a picture but that would involve finding my camera and batteries or going and getting my phone. And well, I don't want to miss any of this kick ass Burt Reynolds movie! It seems that there's a ton of ads for boner pills on during this movie. I'm not sure if they're targeting me, but I don't need the boner meds. In fact I may need the opposite. And as for that erection lasting for more than 4 hours I probably should have gotten medical attention all through high school. But I digress. What the hell was I talking about? I wonder if that was a rug on Burt way back then or if it was just a really bad hairdo? Looks like a rug. Now I'm starting to get hungry, I really want some good smoked beef brisket, but I don't have 12 hours to wait, I guess I'll have to settle for pretzels. I think I'm going too end this post. This is about as much suckatude as I should subject anyone to. I think the movie is finally over, I'm not sure what the hell happened, but I just saw that the cute blonde that Burt was sexing up was a very young Dyan Canon. Damn, she was a good looking woman! Actually I think she still is. I really should turn off the tv, but another movie just started, and it's got Sean Connery, a hot young Dyan Canon, and an extremely young Christopher Walken! I think it's his first movie. Yeah, I don't need any boner pills with a young Dyan Canon on the television! Later Freaks!