Painting The Walls!

This is a copy of an actual email that was sent out to all the people at the shop where I used to work. I've changed the names to protect the innocent.

I have cleaned up the spattered dna that was in the form of shit off of the areas around the men's room and guest room toilets.

Someone needs to change their diet, as in the past the shit has even been on the walls.

You know who you are. Take note of the disgusting mess you are leaving behind and do some clean up after yourself.

Not a good way to start my day, and I will NEVER do it again.

Love and Kisses
Angry Bossman

Yeah that place was cool! The place I'm at now doesn't even have bring your gun to work day, and they sure as hell don't have pharmaceutical Fridays! They pay me a shit ton of money and give me great benefits, but I'm still gonna miss that old place.

Later Freaks!

Later Freaks........Well Not You!......

I'm completely bored! Though this may be a thing of the past, at work at least. I'm starting a new job in about a week and a half. I'm pretty sure I won't be able to blog from work, we'll see if that's good or bad for my blog. I'm kind of excited about the new job. It's a pretty big raise in pay, much better benefits and I get to work with much more cutting-edge stuff. I'll be doing the same type of work just at a much higher level. I do have that new job nervousness because it's so laid back where I am now. I pretty much set my own hours and start times and stuff. I think I'll be fine though, and if I totally hate the place there were two other places that have been trying to hire me. They don't pay as much, but I know they're pretty laid back. I actually hate to leave this place because I like the people, but I was finally offered enough that I couldn't turn it down again. I need a few beers tonight, it's supposed to be really nice out and I haven't fallen asleep in my lawn chair in the back yard in quite a while. So, I think I'm going to bo so I can stop on my way home and buy a 12 pack of this!

Hey!?

If you write on your blog and no one is there to read it, does it make a sound? Later Freaks

HEY!!!

My pants smell like deep fried chicken wings! Later Freaks!

You Better Think.....................

Everyone names some parts of their bodies, I'm no exception. I've named my urethra, Franklin. I call it Urethra Franklin. I've named my weiner too, though that's fodder for another post. Later Freaks!

Lost...............I Think?

Whoa, I thought I had a post here! I know I wrote one, but nothing here. Hmmm, where the hell did I post it? Ahhh, knowing me I probably just didn't hit post. I drink a lot ya know. Well, if I can't find it I'll just have to write another one, though I have no idea what the hell it was about, that drinking thing again. I'll probably just make some shit up and say that's what I was going to write, though I could always say that this post was exactly what I was going to write. Yeah, this was it, though that still means that there's a missing post..... I think.
Later Freaks.


P.S. I'm not wearing any britches.

Touch Freeze Bitches!

Let's see if I can make it through a full post without the laptop touch pad pissing me off. I just downloaded a new little program that automatically disables the touch pad only when I'm typing. So far it seems to be working. This computer had "eaten" more of my good posts by the touch pad highlighting all of my text and then when I start typing is just deletes it all and whatever I'm typing goes in it's place or it just moves the cursor and I start typing somewhere else in the post. Both of which have pissed me off like nothing you've ever seen. Well, Hollywood actors and actresses trying to tell me how to live my life pisses me off quite a bit more, but that's fodder for another post. Though if I can find a little program that works as well at shutting them the fuck up and this little program is working for this, I'd be a shit-ton happier! Holy crap! This program works really well! I was about to rip this laptop open and cut the wires for the touch pad and now I don't have to. It only screwed with me once while typing and I think I hesitated too long in between hitting a key. I've even had a few beers tonight which always made the problem worse! Drunk posting here I come! Later Freaks!