I've Got The Runs!

I feel like drinking beer tonight, I know, quite a shock. Its only Wednesday but I've already had a long shitty week. Work has sucked, home has sucked, and I need to get shined up! I think a good whiskey buzz might fix things up even better than beer! I did go for a good run this morning. The temp was perfect, though it doesn't get too hot before the sun comes up! I got my 6 miles in before 5:30am. Running clears my head, and there's no hangover. Maybe I should run more and drink less........ Nah, beer and whiskey are a lot of fun! Though I 'spouse I may do both in excess at times.  In less than a month I'll be running my sixth marathon. You really get to thinking about some heavy shit when you run that far. Oh well, I don't have enough beer in the house to have any fun anyway so I should just go to bed now.

I like beer and tacos and

Yes, I'll admit it, I've been drinking! But that's not the only reason I'm posting tonight. Long pause, yeah, actually it is! I took a long hot shower tonight. I'm not just saying that because the visual is totally hot, or maybe kinda lukewarm if you're into old guys that are kinda in shape. I'm mentioning it because for the last week my hot water heater has been only working when it wanted to. Last night I attempted to take a shower with absolutely no hot water. That sucked kind of a lot. It started out cool and finished up fucking cold as hell! I may not have rinsed all my naughty bits as well as I should have! Well I took care of that tonight! Yeah, kick ass visual of mildly good looking old guy rinsing his junk! I say old guy because my birthday was Wednesday! Yeah, I got to work late and then fell asleep on the couch. Hell of a birthday! I didn't even get tacos or a blowjob! Livin' the fucking dream I tell ya. I believe my beer is empty and I'm having a really hard time typing tonight so I should probably wrap this thing up.

Reminiscing, Glad I Have Autocorrect Because I Had No Idea How To Spell Reminiscing! I Still Think It Looks Misspelled!

I should start writing here again. I mean really writing, letting the shit out of my head. I was rereading posts from a long forgotten blog of mine and I miss the outlet I used to have. I would post anything. But people fucked it up, people always do. But without interaction, for me at least, blogging doesn't work. There used to be people that "got" it. I'm not sure where they all went. I guess they're on that book of faces, but you don't meet anyone new on there. That's just a place to brag about how you're better than everyone else and to argue with family and friends about politics and shit. I guess that's why I'm not on there. Well I should really be getting to bed, I have to be up in 3 hours. Later y'all.

Oh Wait, I Should Title This Shit.........

I'm sitting here on the couch surrounded by empty beer cans and I feel strangely at ease with the world. Oh , shit ain't right in my world. Far fucki g from it, but I have a peaceful easy feeling for the moment. Now maybe its just an effect of the copious amounts of barley pop I've in jested, but who am I to complain. I'm just gonna kick back and watch a little more of The Marshal Tucker Band on the ol'e Youstubes. Later freaks.

PS, if you're weirded out by the calm, cool and collected me, just wait. The anger is building.......

"Mr. Wendal"

I've been watching "Arrested Development" on Netflix lately, they have some new Netfix only episodes. Which is really fucking cool, but I've been trying to re-watch the whole series before I watch the new ones. There's one little side effect of all of this that I didn't foresee. It seems to have rekindled my massive crush on Portia De Rossi! Yes, I know her sexual orientation, and yes, I know her marital status. But that doesn't do anything to quell my undying love for her! The heart wants what it wants! Even if it's a married, lesbian, movie star. Later Freaks.


Just in case you were wondering about the post title.

"Waiting For The Sunshine"

Had a fucked up dream last night. It felt like I was back in the nineties. The nineties were pretty strange days for this cat. There's a good portion of them I just dont remember, had a little problem with the bottle, and maybe a few other things. Now my dream was all sepia toned just like the video for the Screaming Trees video " Nearly Lost You ". It was fucking wild! I was looking for something, I always seem to be in my dreams. I think I was in a big old factory or a warehouse or something. I remember thinking about my life now and thinking it was some weird déjà vu or dream because I hadn't done anything like that yet. I remember feeling lonely, incredibly lonely. I was walking fast, almost running and totally panicking trying to find somewhere or something I'm not sure which. Then I woke up feeling just as fucked in the head, completely out of breath. Had my head in a fog the rest of the day. Why can't I have normal dreams like other people!? At least I didn't shoot myself in the face with a shotgun this time, now that was a way more fucked up dream! I guess I should turn off the grunge rock and take off the flannel, cargo shorts and boots. Yeah, I looked like that! I shaved the beard and cut the hair, but I have to admit I haven't given up the boots or flannel. Later freaks.

My Beard Could Kick Your Beard's Ass!

So at work we have this thing going on where we're supposed to grow some sort of facial hair to raise awareness for men's health issues. I think it's colon cancer and prostate cancer, and well any excuse I can find to not have to shave as much is fine by me. Though I guess I'm at a really high risk of getting both of those since my dad had prostate cancer and my grandfather on my dads side died of colon cancer, along with multiple other relatives, so it's a good cause. So since my taint is a ticking time bomb I now have a kick ass beard. I haven't shaved since November first and my beard is now thicker and longer than our office "beard dude". The problem is I'm already sick of it! About the only thing I hate more than shaving is having a beard! The feeling drives me nuts! I never feel clean! I guess I could shave part of it and do the cool '70s porn 'stash but that would require work. With my hair short and not shaving it take me almost 4 minutes to get ready in the morning, and that includes brushing my teeth for two minutes and Listerine for one minute! I think I'll try to keep the mountain man beard till the end of the month, but we'll see. The chicks do seem to dig it, though I can't post any pics of it, I get too many marriage proposals! It is pretty kick ass though, so you never know!