The Real Me............

You know I read a lot of blogs where people get you to think that they're this totally cool kick ass person. Where they're great writers, incredible photographers or some kind of incredibly hot sex god or goddess. Well folks, that ain't me. As for the writing, I'm pretty sure I fucked up all the punctuation and grammar in the last paragraph, In fact I know I didn't spell "punctuation" correctly the first time even. I suck at photography, and sexually, well I haven't gotten any complaints, but I'm not going to be starring in any pornos any time soon. I guess what I'm saying is that I'm a pretty normal guy, and that's what I want to be here too. I'm good at some things and I suck at others. I'm average looking, kinda smart, somewhat motivated and well, you've read my writing. I'm not all that deep all the time, I'm not a heavy thinker, and you're not going to get me going on controversial subjects either. What you will get is "me". That's it, just me. If you ever get to meet me, you will actually know a part of me. The part that I share here is 100% genuine. This is no act. Now this isn't all of me, it just happens to be what I chose to share here. That isn't because I don't think y'all aren't worthy, it's just that with wanting to remain somewhat anonymous I just can't share everything here. When you read my blog, you're getting little chunks of what's going on in my head. It's not what I want you to think I am, it is what I am. "Happy Jack" is not a persona, it is just another name that I go by. I don't have a problem with people that have a "persona blog", but I want people to know that there are just regular people out here too. I'm just a normal dude, that drinks his beer eats tacos and like naked chicks, well I like chicks with their clothes on too, but you know what I mean. I hope. Not sure what brought this on, I have been drinking again, but I think it's more than just that, I want y'all to know who I am. Later Freaks.

P.S. I'm not a complete drunk, but it's a holiday weekend and I had a long week. So I let loose a little. Not that I don't drink a lot at times. I do, just not all the time.

Hey Y'all

I'm Drunk! Shined up, fully kreausened! I ate about a dozen tacos tonight and now I drank about a 12 pack of beer. Today has been a good day............I didn't have to use my AK. Yeah that's right, I quoted Dr. Dre. And now I'm going to bed, 'cause it can't get much better than this now can it. Later Freaks. Btw, I like naked chicks. Told my mom that once, well more than once. She just said that's great Jack, kinda figured with all the magazines hidden in your dresser. :-)

I'd Smoke A Turkey, But They're So Damn Hard To Keep Lit!!

Now I'm hungry and I want tacos! Last night I was roasting hot dogs on the fire, and I want some of those too. This is great I can't sleep and now I'm hungry! I don't really feel like cooking at 12:30 in the am either. I should just have a few beers and go to bed. I guess it doesn't help that I'm watching cooking shows either. The dude is roasting a turkey on the grill, and stuffing all kinds of garlic herb butter under the skin. Yeah, I'm definitely going to have to go get something to eat. The only problem is that I don't have any garlic herb grilled turkey. I think I have some Spagettios. It'll have to do since I'm not firing up the grill tonight. Alright, I'll rap with y'all later, I've got some spagettios or maybe some bacon calling me. Either that or Cinnamon Life Cereal, if it's good enough for Mikey, it's good enough for me! Later Freaks. Yeah, that's right! Two posts in like 10 minutes, though I probably won't write another for like a week!

Shined Up, But Not Bitten!

Got pretty shined up last night. I ended drinking all my good beer last night. I was having a fire in the backyard and invited a couple of friends over. It was pretty uneventful, both of them had to be up early and they were driving so they didn't drink much. I thought about doing a drunk post, but I decided to drink a bit more and then sleep in the yard till about 4am. Lucky for me there weren't many mosquitoes out there or they may have sucked me dry. It's been a while since I've gotten drunk and then sucked dry, but that's a story for another day. I don't really have anything else planned for the weekend, I may go to the park with a bunch of my family on Monday, but other than that nothing. I want to go to the beach with my brother to go jetskiing but I have to do some other shit tomorrow. Though the water in Lake Michigan is still only about 50 degrees so you really don't want to get in the water. I think I took some pictures last night, I'm not exactly sure. I'll have to check my phone and see if any are worth posting. Well this post officially sucks, but it's all I've got. Later Freaks

Da Doo Doo Da Da Da Da Is All I'm Going To Say To You...

I was wondering today why I have so few readers lately. Then I remembered, you don't write very much anymore ya dumbass! That is true, I don't write much anymore, but I am "blog thinking" lately. You know, where you write a blog post in your head to put on the interwebs at a later date. The problem is I just haven't been putting them on the interwebs at a later date. I even had an idea for another HNT post. I was going to take a pic of my sunburn. The only problem with that is that my sunburn is pretty much all turned to tan and is peeling a little. Kinda gross, and not a very good picture. Well, I guess I need to start writing more. I did figure out how to post from my phone now, and I think I can even post pictures from it too. I guess I'm running out of excuses, not that any of you are complaining that I don't write enough, but I need to do it for me too. Well, I've got a long holiday weekend coming up and I know I'll be drinking a bit, so maybe I'll do a couple of drunk posts. I like those because it's kind of like drunk dialing myself, and I like to make myself laugh. I gotta go now, I'm tired. I was up late drinking on a school night! I should have done a post, but I was feeling a little salty, so it's probably better I didn't. Later Freaks!

Nothing Happened Today

I'm in kind of a weird mood today. I wouldn't say bad, maybe a little
down or something. Yeah, my mood is something. I think I need a beer.
Oh, as you may or may not have noticed I never did a HNT yesterday. I
didn't get home till about 11:30 last night and I didn't get a chance
to do a mobile one. I'll just have to try to do better next week. I
still haven't had a chance to look at anyone else's posts yet either.
Oh well, I get to leave work early today. I'm going to have a fire in
the backyard and drink a few beers, that usually clears my head a bit.
Later Freaks.

By the way, this mobile blogging kicks ass! Now I just need to figure
out how to get the commenting working from my phone.

Hey!? It's Thursday!

I think I wanna do another HNT but I didn't have the time to do it
last night. I should have time to do one later, but if I get a few
seconds and I'm feeling adventuous I may do it mobile. We'll see, I'm
helping out a different department at work today and they already
think I'm weird. Though that might be kinda fun. Later freaks!